Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Mexican Words Of The Day (15 is my favorite) 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car There's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, But che didn't know how to read, So I, shoulder. 4. * Texas * When I'm not home, My fren always Texas me, Che wonders where I am! 5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece Then che got herpes. 6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store But ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer! 7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars But my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife But che said chicken go herself. 9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left But don't worry wheelchair 10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me. 12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair So I had to pick the bishop. 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club But no body wash my kids. 14. *Budweiser* That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly? 15. *Dictate* Hey Juanita, member las night, how dat dictate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondock Saint, #70146 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pay Dirt Norvelle #90056 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Very good and I am half mexican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 All in fun GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Big Al #3195 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 A day later and I still can't stop laaffeen....... Adios Amigo, CBA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Charley, SASS Life #14739 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Sounds like my "boss". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 A day later and I still can't stop laaffeen....... Adios Amigo, CBA Glad we can find humor in this and not cry afoul in this PC laden society. BTW: my sister's husband, a Mexican, found this extremely funny GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 There's another one I didn't see on the list.. "Choose" My old ones were hurting my feet, so I bought new choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Charley, SASS Life #14739 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Glad we can find humor in this and not cry afoul in this PC laden society. BTW: my sister's husband, a Mexican, found this extremely funny GG ~ Sorry to bust your bubble, Gunner, but I don't find any of this funny! I was a certified Diversity trainer for the Dept. of Justice for more than 15 years & this is the racist stuff I preached against. Funny how you could write this & your other post on Cinco de Mayo & claim Jesus Christ as an interest on your info page. There's NO place on the SASS Wire for this type of "joking" & I wish the moderators would watch this more closely. Just my not-so-humble opinion . . . your mileage may vary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 ......my milage indicates that it is not racist and that it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Sorry to bust your bubble, Gunner, but I don't find any of this funny! I was a certified Diversity trainer for the Dept. of Justice for more than 15 years & this is the racist stuff I preached against. Could it be... nah! Never! Not in a million years... Ain't no way the Federal government would waste hard-earned, taxpayer money... on that kinda wrong-headed diversity trainin'... no way! (joshin' wiya... Yukon... my two legal Mexican buddies thought it was funny 'cause it has some truth to it. Stereotypical... maybe. Racist... don't think so.) ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Could it be... nah! Never! Not in a million years... Ain't no way the Federal government would waste hard-earned, taxpayer money... on that kinda wrong-headed diversity trainin'... no way! ts +1 Nope...never! Same way all that money for Y2K was poured down a rathole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Sorry to bust your bubble, Gunner, but I don't find any of this funny! I was a certified Diversity trainer for the Dept. of Justice for more than 15 years & this is the racist stuff I preached against. Funny how you could write this & your other post on Cinco de Mayo & claim Jesus Christ as an interest on your info page. There's NO place on the SASS Wire for this type of "joking" & I wish the moderators would watch this more closely. Just my not-so-humble opinion . . . your mileage may vary! My mileage does vary The good Lord is my judge - not you. Your opinion is appreciated, but like a few you have to feel offended. I have a number of Mexicans as friends and they have no issue with this and even can laugh at themselves (and at Cheech and Chong). They certainly carry more weight than you. Many fun jokes come with various dialects of the English language. They share a few Irish and Scottish jokes with me and it's all in good fun. You certainly don't bust my bubble as I don't cave in to PC rhetoric. You remind of that that preacher called Al Sharpton, and he is as racist as they come. He will call out anything that anyone says even has an irk of black culture and turn it into a racist point. I am not going to walk on egg shells for the likes of your kind. If you can't find humor in things you might as well live in a closet. Good day to you sir, GG ~ PS: I have been told a number of Christian jokes (even from my Jewish friends). Do I cry foul...NO, why? 1) it's all in humor, and 2) I know our God is much greater and above all that to feel 'offended'. and like others said - this is not 'racist' or any form of hate against an ethnicity. Stereotypical...sure, but that's the humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Big Al #3195 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 My mileage does vary The good Lord is my judge - not you. Your opinion is appreciated, but like a few you have to feel offended. I have a number of Mexicans as friends and they have no issue with this and even can laugh at themselves (and at Cheech and Chong). They certainly carry more weight than you. Many fun jokes come with various dialects of the English language. They share a few Irish and Scottish jokes with me and it's all in good fun. You certainly don't bust my bubble as I don't cave in to PC rhetoric. You remind of that that preacher called Al Sharpton, and he is as racist as they come. He will call out anything that anyone says even has an irk of black culture and turn it into a racist point. I am not going to walk on egg shells for the likes of your kind. If you can't find humor in things you might as well live in a closet. Good day to you sir, GG ~ PS: I have been told a number of Christian jokes (even from my Jewish friends). Do I cry foul...NO, why? 1) it's all in humor, and 2) I know our God is much greater and above all that to feel 'offended'. and like others said - this is not 'racist' or any form of hate against an ethnicity. Stereotypical...sure, but that's the humor. YUP, that says it all...... Carry on.... CBA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Charley, SASS Life #14739 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I guess you can't help being the way you are, Gunner. I'm more disappointed in the SASS organization for allowing this type of post. Funny how some folks use humor as a way to justify their opinions & attitudes. Ride safely, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 I guess you can't help being the way you are, Gunner. I'm more disappointed in the SASS organization for allowing this type of post. Funny how some folks use humor as a way to justify their opinions & attitudes. Ride safely, friend. ...and I reckon you can't help the way you are either pard- I am proud that the SASS Wire can see the difference and realizes this post was not meant to be racially driven or promotes hate in any form.....take it easy. GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 GG thanks for the humor. For those that don't like it.... well deal with it ! I would be more disappointed with SASS if they did anything to this thread and the humor it came with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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