Red Logan #12252 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'LL PROBABLY LIVE FOREVER I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard!" said the fairy. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will never die. Dogmeat Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If the whiskey don't kill me then I'll live till I die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas cowboy Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Red Logan They say that only the good die young So Yep You'll probably live forever!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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