Subdeacon Joe Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Be careful out there. A herd of 60 elk stormed the Mount Hood National Forest headquarters earlier this week, upending tables and chairs and breaking several doorways before devouring a platter of heart-shaped vegan cookies. "I thought at first global warming had pushed them off the mountains," said Forest Supervisor Chris Wart, "but then I realized they were headed straight for the cookies. It really burns my britches. Those cookies were meant to calm hippie activists at our road-planning open house." The herd zigzagged through the meeting just as the hapless supervisor was explaining why building a new road across the forest would have little impact on the ungainly ungulates. Hippie activist Kale Bird, apparently agitated by the lack of heart-shaped vegan cookies, pledged to fight the road until the bitter end. The elk, a management indicator species on the forest, deposited their numerous comments on the road proposal in pellet form before hoofing it home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 That was murder, Grizz. Plain and simple. I wonder how he would like a 180 grain .308 pellet in his brisket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Frosty and family.........gored by a bull elk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I remember when I was 18 years old and suffering from the same problem he had. I wouldn't have been very friendly toward fences and snowmen either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 The predictable outcome of letting wildlife graze in a pot farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 That cow wasn't very friendly either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 That was murder, Grizz. Plain and simple. I wonder how he would like a 180 grain .308 pellet in his brisket? Me loves backstrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 In responce to da muderous attack I just wittnessed, I offer my skills to shoot down that critter... Eat of it's flesh.. Tan it's hide... And make a shirt out of him !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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