Manatee Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 First reported to the local Greenwood police as a hate crime.....after all, he did hit a Mooslim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitmaster, SASS #78461 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Groan! U ben hittin' da sauce a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manatee Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WymoreWrangler SASS 46187L Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Canyon Kid #43974 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Udderly absurd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 2 days ago a local deputy sheriff was KILLED trying to get a cow off the road! The cow charged him when his back was turned, knocked him into a ditch, he hit his head on a rock and died!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Milk it for all it's worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Cubby Bear, SASS #29521 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Maybe we had better just steer clear of it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'll just be mooving along now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Payne 13115 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Sounds like BS to me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stump Water Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me. If we can head this thread off on the thong direction I think we can salvage it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucson Jim Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I've got no beef with this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Pony Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardscrabble,SASS#41292 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 "Diphthong" Underwear worn by females ,usually of the blond persuasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Always going for the easy "skinny cow" gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 "Rarely" does the skinny cow jokes get "well-done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'm not hornin' in on this thread...oh no, not me...never... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olen Rugged Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Ya need to hoof it on over to the saloon. Olen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been. Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olen Rugged Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs. Olen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs. Olen Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. The pig would be Hillary cuz everybody knows "some pigs are more equal than others." ....did I just make an Animal Farm joke?....jeez, must be a slow day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 If both of them were in the barnyard when the slop hits the trough....they would both come to feed. Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sam, SASS #10915 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I knew it was a joke. Cows, especially emaciated ones, don't have pickup trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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