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yas, et's thit taim agin, wat taim u ask? Hooten Taim, wut's Hooten Taim? Tha Kaintuckee State Champeenship o Cowboy Ackshun shuting!

 

may 7 & 8,, put on by folk thit their onlee goal is fer u tu hav a grate taim!!! Snake stompun, egg throwing and awl sorts of shenanigans!

 

Oh yea, planty o shuting tu!!! Wie u evun git tu tryan hit a rock halfway up a mountain fer lawng range...not an eezy task et awl!

 

RO classes tu b taut! iffn ya taint tuk em yet, ye otta, iffn et's bin a while, u otta!

 

so, whuza comin?

 

i iz, app wint ote tudae.

 

shyanne, thit barefoot snake stompun fool, Coolpepper

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Whin Kullpeppah sheds them fantsie butes,

Them wif a week stummick allus gasps,

Ahlfacktrie nerves gits scent-sue-nommied

An da holler gits shed a sum asps.

 

He's troolie a awl aroun top hand,

An while wif feat an guns he's whizzin,

He'll score ninety-nine purr sent own snakes.

Beddern that wif them Colt's a his'n.

 

Surpint welfair, er that a Joe Black,

Ant his pry-awrity, dontchy no,

Iffen yule jis set back an watch'im,

Shy Ann'll put hissef own a show.

 

Yeehaw.

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Hooten Memories

 

Sum thangs caws my liddel biddy brane ta laff

Fer a fue seckints, uthers fer a hole day.

Aisle NEVER kwit laffin 'bout da appil bobb

Whin Copperhaid swapt snot wif Red River Ray. :lol:

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Dang et 6, take yur eerplugs owt!!!! Now,,,,,,,,,,is that bettur????

 

 

Seriously folks, you kaint have more fun at a shoot ennywhar!!!!!

 

Cheyenne

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Big Sits grode up acrost da river

An he haint recuvverd yit.

If ewe don't slow down an e-nun-shate,

Ol Big Sits caint unnerstan spit.

 

An, Shy Ann?? They dun ketcht da Bronks snake.

Gess we jis got unluckie.

Weed a had da bess snake stawmpin yit,

Wif that cobry at Kentucky.

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Tha ownliest reezun thay cawt thit snake en tha bronx iz cuz he ovurherd tha ordur tu ship im tu Hooten! Thin thay had tu promise im thay wuddnt.

Thit's wy he cam owtta hidin.....

 

yup, Imma lukin forwert tu tha shindig!!!!!!!

 

shyanne, snake stompun fool, Coolpeppha

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The plans and rules for the SASS 2011 Kentucky State Match's new Hillbilly Aggregate as well as the stage directions for this year's match will be set forth right here, in plain, easily understood, semi-yankie English, in the next few days.(Ennie a ewe fellers whut tawks lack eye due awl da time kin e-mule me fer inturpertashin.)

 

Chair-O-kee

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Nou, ole Chareokee he dun kin rime,

cept Ize thin e dun loss es mine,

uwe ce et wuz thit snake Coppurhed,

wut wint hed or tale nerely lantit on es hed,

twert me et awl, cept tu brake a tow,

Iz mie ownly tale of woe.....

 

Shyanne, wut hopes he kin run az fas az he b shutetin, Coolpeppah

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The range is looking good. New covered stage front on 5 was finally completed. Copperhead Joe puts up one board and Shotgun Red takes off another....

Target are set. A few minor changes and the stages will be off to the printers.

 

If you have not sent in your app, please do so now.

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a fue impotent kweschins:

 

*Hoo ternt ol Moonbeem McShine luse wif a hammer an a bored?

*Hoo ternt Red luse wif a reckon bar?

*Hoo ternt Dubba Legal an J.D. luse wif pair tules?

*Hoo cut a prize pole an rolt Isom Kid outa da weigh seau yew fellers cud werk atter he napt awf?

*Hoo awl's acomin?

*When do the stages hit the Wahr?

 

Boy, ewe got that Wright, Shy Ann.

Ol Moonbeem, 2 da groun wuz pair-uh-lell,

At leest fore foot in da air,

Floppin his wangs, then own his butt he fell.

 

That lick wuz to Copperhaid

Much like da Watergate wuz to Nixon,

Waterloo wuz ta Boney,

An cup checks wuz to ficksins.

 

(Most fokes whut lived thru cup checks don't whine a lot about lead splatter.) :lol:

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Wilbur, yew kin take this two da bank:

Hooten needs Wilbur, Rose, an Hogan

Like grass needs blue, natty needs Cincy,

Eggs need ham, an David needs Mogen.

 

Why, Wes, how n da werld have yew bin?

Wutna thawt heerin Tay Hoss fonicks

Wood caws a man ta misunnerstan

Stuff eye sed in Hillbillionics.

 

Make da match if yew can, Wes. Lotsa fokes rarin ta C ye.

 

Rhymin Simon

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Thanks Big-Six, I can understand you even if your sorta weird. I sent my application in some time ago. I'm setting in Carter Co. right now, just got here. Warrants! "What Warrants! We don't need no stinkin' Warrants!

It will be nice to see youall again, if only for a moment..............

I kiddin', see youall next month.

 

wes

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6, pinsil an papepur?? wut du yu nede pinsil an papepur fer? :blink: yu jus spel lak et sounz. :unsure: Thitz awl! :rolleyes: but, sum o chairokeez ar a bit evun fer me tu deesiefer :blush: .....but thin mie kinfolk wint norf tu Ohio en tha late 1890s er so, soze Ize taint got tha lineeage thit chairokee duz. :huh:

 

Dunt fergit folkz tu sine up er RO classes.... :excl:

 

Shyanne, huze lukin forwert tu hooten, Coolpeppah :wub:

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Iffen ye lives inn da hills ye allus watches fer signs ta letchie no when hits bowt state match time. Ye wotch fer:

 

*dry-land fish/hickory chicks ta pop up (thase up awreddie; eye no a feller whut pickt a hunnert)

 

*da Sarvis Trees ta blume. (thase in blume rat now; thay onlie groes own da steepist grownd an their blumin owt meens da stripes is runnin inn da Holston, 2. This is da 1st yerr cents eye bin old enuff ta no didley that da Dogwoods blumed fore da Sarvis.) Reckin this may meen da grate horn a da bufflo will bee full a yallerjackits, er whot?

 

*ol long-beerds ta gobble then bee scene struttin inn da paster (dun happint).

 

*poke sallet comes up. (ownlie green whut tasties lack meat) Lukt hard fer it this evnin an hit haint up yit.

 

Best make reddie, tho. SASS KY State is own hit's weigh!

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Yup, stages lukey jus fine, lotz o choices.

 

dunt fergit bout RO Classes....

 

Shyanne, Imma reddy alreddy, Coopeppah

 

Don't sweat the small stuff, everything is small stuff, after all, in a hondert yurs from now will it matter? Forgivenss, is it a choice? Only if we want to be forgiven...

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  • 2 weeks later...

Well now, tis almost thit time agin, I will be leavun Flooreeda en a weke er so for one of the most fun schutes thar iz. :rolleyes:

Good schuting match, great folk, :wub: neat atmosphere, (evun iffn it du rane) B) , grate games, ;) gud musak tu lissen tuu. :lol:

 

Beeg Qwuestion fer yaas, iz enny body wantin to take the RO classes??? iffn so pleeze let me know asap. it makes a diffrunce win I leeve Flooreeda. :excl:

 

Nowz fer a lil trash tawk, Imma gonna wup EVURBODEEZ BUTTZ :o thes yur, heer thit? EVURBODEE!! :P bar nun! :D

 

Sorree thit Ize bin qwiete latelee Ize bin busee wit thit BP shute up in Endeeanna, gonna trie tu make et 3 en a row up thar, tis yur gonna b enturestin, Deuce izza schutin Palerider GF tuu...weil c how thit turnz owt..... :o

 

Shyanne, raring et tha bit, Coolpeppah

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