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13 Stages-Koruption in Paradise-Who's a comin?

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Mathew, bottom ten? Yule have to fite off Blood Warshed, Cowboy Rick, Spittoon, and Crazy Mingo for that honor.. :lol:

 

Doc, welcome to tha foray......twill b gud tu see yu, tis bin awhile.. :rolleyes:

 

Blood Warshed, back up??? I dunt nede no stinking back up!!! :blink: I gots Prairie Dawg for that, an a mitey fine job he does! :P

 

Twill be a fine time!

 

cheyenne, who knows heze got a targit on hiz bak, :o Coolpeppah

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Yes, I am preparing for this high stakes black powder match like a self sacrificing monk. First off, I’m clearing out all the impurities from my body by drinking finest beer; Keystone light (it’s imported, all the way from Golden, CO). Then I lounge in front of the TV, to conserve strength. Wait, that’s not all, I eat a special Jedi brain food diet of hotdogs and poptarts….deep fried. Yep, all Gunfighters will be schooled by Spittoon! :P

 

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Yes, I am preparing for this high stakes black powder match like a self sacrificing monk. First off, I’m clearing out all the impurities from my body by drinking finest beer; Keystone light (it’s imported, all the way from Golden, CO). Then I lounge in front of the TV, to conserve strength. Wait, that’s not all, I eat a special Jedi brain food diet of hotdogs and poptarts….deep fried. Yep, all Gunfighters will be schooled by Spittoon! :P

 

Spittoon

 

Dang, Spittoon! Yer gettin' SERIOUS about this thang :P

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Yes, I am preparing for this high stakes black powder match like a self sacrificing monk. First off, I’m clearing out all the impurities from my body by drinking finest beer; Keystone light (it’s imported, all the way from Golden, CO). Then I lounge in front of the TV, to conserve strength. Wait, that’s not all, I eat a special Jedi brain food diet of hotdogs and poptarts….deep fried. Yep, all Gunfighters will be schooled by Spittoon! :P

 

Spittoon

 

Hey Spittoon,

Whut about the slim jims????

Blood Washed

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Hey Spittoon,

Whut about the slim jims????

Blood Washed

 

Too complicated food group :blink: His system would shut down. :P

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Well K.K. it's like this.....I was a gatherin some papers fer a business meetin this mornin and came upon a envelope addressed to the Mayor of Pardise Pass. Well, after straightenin out the holder of the check book........ the check is in the mail.

Cheyenne nor Deuce nor rain nor hail or even lightnin storms ain't gonna scare me off.

Pale Rider Gunfighter it is .......fer the honor of holdin the gourd.

Blood Washed (who been workin on his acceptance speach)

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Heee Haaaa Blood Washed..Well ya-all are not figurein on the Dark Horse in this Gunfight..My Pard Gunner Gattling stands a good chance of whoopin all of ya .. :unsure: Now My-own-self has only got one hand that is not all "cripply" I got ta shoot droolest.. :huh: No gourd for me.. :angry:

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

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Heee Haaaa Blood Washed..Well ya-all are not figurein on the Dark Horse in this Gunfight..My Pard Gunner Gattling stands a good chance of whoopin all of ya .. :unsure: Now My-own-self has only got one hand that is not all "cripply" I got ta shoot droolest.. :huh: No gourd for me.. :angry:

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

Well here's why I didn't mention Gunner, .... I figured to be his personal servant on that Saturday mornin, interducin him an folks around a mite ya see,,.....then he'd surly not wanna woooop me on our first match together..

right???????

Blood Washed(who is a askin the Lord to heal Mingo's hand real soon)

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I dunt beeleeve Ize evur hed tha plezure of meetun Gunnur, Imma sure he'll hav a grand time. Iffn sumwon dunt havv fun thit weekend twil be hiz own fault. Az fer me and my house, wera gonna hav a grand old time.

 

Twunt b long now,

 

Cheyenne

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Cheyenne,

 

Keerful wid dem fangers, tu much typin' kin cause cramps :P

 

Ahm gunnin fer da Gord. Vishueyze ... ah kin c it now ...

 

CR

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Heee Haaa Cowboy Ricky..I've been wonderin weather ta bring my sercret weapon(taters) this year.. They worked on P Dawg last year.. :blush: He ate just enough ta slow him down soes I could beat him.. ^_^ Plus I got some gammer advice from his pard Mr Cowpecker.. :D

 

Are ya bringin the bacon this year.. ;) the Griswald brakefast is some thing I look forard ta...

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

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Yup.

Them taters was goooooood!

But I ate too many and did pay the price later in the day.

Maybe stay away from 'em this year................................................................................Nah!

I seen The Wagon Master shoot this past weekend.

I think he's got yer number Mingo.

--Dawg

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Crazzzzeeeeee Mingo, yup I ded giv u a fue tips las yur, an tu yur credit u tuk em an ran wit em, howevur :o tha beeggist lessun twas lernt bi my protege Prairie Dawg. yu see yu lernt tu eet fer a day but he lernt a lifetime lesson...thit twas a hard lessun thit PD dun lernt thit dae. :blush:

 

I taint seen tha Duke shute fer munths, but iffn he puts et awl tugethur fer a hole match, hezza gunna be a thorn :wacko: en yur flesh.

 

Taint hurd frum Max fer a while, hmmmmm gotta watch tham kwiet snakes wut hide en tha tawl wedes.

 

Kepe heerun rumoors bout Dootz schuting PRGF, hmmmm, thetell make et mitey inturstang.... :huh:

 

Spittoon, yu bes be gettun en rele gud shape, cuz u gonna feel lak u bin rode hard an put away wet wen Imma dun wit ya,,,:):P

 

Blud Warsht, may tha gud Lord bless u wit the shute o yur laf, cuzza yura gonna shure nede et..... :lol:

 

Cowboy Rickkyyy, u gonna brang Luucy wit u? u gonna hav sum splainin tu du iffn u dunt brang tha bacun. :blink:

 

KK I shure wish u cud plae wit us en PRGF,,,, :unsure:

 

Manatee, u shure bin kwiet tuu, wut u got up hur sleeve?

 

Ded Ize fergit aneebodee?? :

 

wuddnt wunt aneewon tu feel lef owt!!! :wub:

 

Shyanne, gonna hav a gud taim, Coolpeppah

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Heee Haaa Mr Cowpecker Sir..You all folks keep bringin up the Duck of Death, like he's someone ta be feared.. :unsure: I can't say much becouse I haven't seen him for a spell..And I sure hope that he hasn't been hangin around Rye to much there in Ohia..Wouldn't want him comein down with the "shakes and twitches" before the match.. :P

 

Heee Haaa P Dawg.. Sandy Cheeks said that shes comeing with me this year. :wub: Two years ago she shared the cookin fire with Cowboy Ricky.. and just maybe she'll bring something different for breckfast.. ;)

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo(who's NOT skeered) :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

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Heee Haaa Mr Cowpecker Sir..You all folks keep bringin up the Duck of Death, like he's someone ta be feared.. :unsure: I can't say much becouse I haven't seen him for a spell..And I sure hope that he hasn't been hangin around Rye to much there in Ohia..Wouldn't want him comein down with the "shakes and twitches" before the match.. :P

 

Heee Haaa P Dawg.. Sandy Cheeks said that shes comeing with me this year. :wub: Two years ago she shared the cookin fire with Cowboy Ricky.. and just maybe she'll bring something different for breckfast.. ;)

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo(who's NOT skeered) :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

 

 

Crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeee Mingoooooooooooooooo, iffn u wer on yur meds yude noe enuff tu be scaret :lol:

 

Cowpecker???????? still say u bin peekun :P

 

Shaynne, hu kin scare hizzelf sumtiams, Coolpeppah

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Heee Haaa Cowboy Ricky..I've been wonderin weather ta bring my sercret weapon(taters) this year.. They worked on P Dawg last year.. :blush: He ate just enough ta slow him down soes I could beat him.. ^_^ Plus I got some gammer advice from his pard Mr Cowpecker.. :D

 

Are ya bringin the bacon this year.. ;) the Griswald brakefast is some thing I look forard ta...

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

 

Bakin in on da menyew! Doan no ifn der'll be enuff fer Cheyenne, he gonna need ta be kwik ta git sum. Ifn he use up his kwik on da bakin, mebee he won't have none left fer chutin???

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Bakin in on da menyew! Doan no ifn der'll be enuff fer Cheyenne, he gonna need ta be kwik ta git sum. Ifn he use up his kwik on da bakin, mebee he won't have none left fer chutin???

 

Candy Gram uhh I mean bacon gram fer Cheyenne,,, bacon gram fer Cheyenne,,,............make sure he gits plenty of thet there bakun.

Blood Washed

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:lol: ...y'all are a hoot! I sent in my registration for FCG, but maybe outta join the Pale Rider competition. I ain't sayin' I will rank near anywhere the top, but.....well....it seems like the thing to do!! We'll see :lol:

 

GG ~ :FlagAm:

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:lol: ...y'all are a hoot! I sent in my registration for FCG, but maybe outta join the Pale Rider competition. I ain't sayin' I will rank near anywhere the top, but.....well....it seems like the thing to do!! We'll see :lol:

 

GG ~ :FlagAm:

Come on Gunner.. go fer it....will be funner than tryin ta let one of them snicker bites melt in yer mouth without bitin into it...... I just keeps tellin them Grandkids, "nope I bit into that one,,give me anothern I know I can do it"..........now thats fun.

Blood Washed

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Come on Gunner.. go fer it....will be funner than tryin ta let one of them snicker bites melt in yer mouth without bitin into it...... I just keeps tellin them Grandkids, "nope I bit into that one,,give me anothern I know I can do it"..........now thats fun.

Blood Washed

 

All right - ya got me hook, line, and sinker :lol: Since I already sent in my application I just emailed KK to see if a change from FCG to Pale Rider can happen

 

 

GG ~ :FlagAm: .

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Strengthen yer hands GG, cuz yer gonna hafta hold them puppies tight.

Course, yule be grinnin from ear-to-ear at them flame-throwin, smoke-belchin, lead-slingin guns o yers.

Too much fun!

--Dawg

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Tha furst taim Ize schot Palerider, tha onleest taim I hed schot tham b4 tha match wuz tha sidematch....holy smoke I sed tu misef, yuze got tu hole awn tu thaze thangs....aftur thit,,,b4 sayun tha line,,,spit n hanz, rub gripz reel hard til try, awl tha taim focusun rele hard, thin saze tha line...

 

sumtaim ask Killem all Kate how she dun laks Paleridur lodes....hint, shae ownly schot em wunce....

 

Bacin, slow me down,,,????? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!

 

Etz still bein awlfulee kwiet...........mus b lotz o snakez hidun n tha tawl weedsssssssss, maebee weze allt tu loke up sum extree lodes fer snakezzzzzzzzzzz, Ize thin Ize heerem hisssssen dunt u???

 

 

gonna be fun,,,,

 

Shyanne, hu taint tuu shy, Coolpeppah

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Da Furball bin 2 kwiet. He gonna jump up an scare sumbuddy?

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Heee Haaa Gunner.. Ya got the advanatage cuss nobody knows ya ..and has never seen ya shoot.. ;) I know ya'll be grinnin from the time ya get there till ya leave.. :lol:

 

Hold on there whats that I hear..Is that clicky- clicky- click Comein from Ohia???? Is that dry fireing come from the Duck Of Death's camp.. :unsure:

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

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Due to the un-written law of the Gourd, I cannot compete for the Pale Rider GF champeenship. Therefore, I'll be shootin wee little .38 smoker-poppers in regular ole FC Gunfighter. I've loaded up several hundred Big Lube snakebite 158 grainers that are made for one thing: whak'in steel in a cloud of black smoke and carbon monoxide! Who's gonna step up to try knock Spittoon off the stump? :D

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Heee Haaa Gunner.. Ya got the advanatage cuss nobody knows ya ..and has never seen ya shoot.. ;) I know ya'll be grinnin from the time ya get there till ya leave.. :lol:

 

Hold on there whats that I hear..Is that clicky- clicky- click Comein from Ohia???? Is that dry fireing come from the Duck Of Death's camp.. :unsure:

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

 

Hey Crazy Mingo,

I been watchin all the video of you boys shootin north of here. Gunner ain't no slouch, the boy will make his share of smoke, and ding them targets. Now fer you..........only one hand..and....ya keep fergittin how ta count!!!HeeeeHeeee.

Blood Washed (gourd lover)

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Heee Haaa Blood Washed.. Ya and I get jawin and foolin and don't listnin ta the stage instructions.. right ta left ,right ta left :blush: But I don't usually bring that Crazy Mingo ta a Shoot where I have any one gunnin for me :P

 

Heee Haaaa Gunner.. Don't worry I won't tell anyone about your secret weapon and such.. ;) and those videos don't show everything.. :ph34r:

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

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I took a look at the list of shooters and we shore have a bunch of BP shooters......then there is CC Top who is shootin smokeless......and lookin at the numbers of smokeless it appears that he will be top five in that group......and that ain't right.

 

KK

 

 

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Heee Haaa K.K.Why I do recall somebody sayin that compared ta the michigan cowboys and cowgirls that you all down there were a bunch of "NANCYS" :D

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

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Heee Haaa K.K.Why I do recall somebody sayin that compared ta the michigan cowboys and cowgirls that you all down there were a bunch of "NANCYS" :D

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

 

 

I seem to recall someone raisin hell because we cancelled once in the last 5 years since we have been at Paradise Pass. The snow was so deep we couldn't get dug out....had nothin to do with temperature as we shoot year around. I think someone was just tryin to stir the pot a bit, but we's can take it....lol.

 

KK

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I took a look at the list of shooters and we shore have a bunch of BP shooters......then there is CC Top who is shootin smokeless......and lookin at the numbers of smokeless it appears that he will be top five in that group......and that ain't right.

 

KK

 

 

KK - did you get my email on your AOL?

 

GG ~ :FlagAm:

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Heee Haaa Blood Washed.. Ya and I get jawin and foolin and don't listnin ta the stage instructions.. right ta left ,right ta left :blush: But I don't usually bring that Crazy Mingo ta a Shoot where I have any one gunnin for me :P

 

Heee Haaaa Gunner.. Don't worry I won't tell anyone about your secret weapon and such.. ;) and those videos don't show everything.. :ph34r:

 

Heee Haaa Crazy Mingo :wacko::wacko::FlagAm:

 

 

So secret I can't even tell myself - :lol::lol:

 

This is gonna be one great shoot I reckon!!

 

GG ~ :FlagAm:

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I seem to recall someone raisin hell because we cancelled once in the last 5 years since we have been at Paradise Pass. The snow was so deep we couldn't get dug out....had nothin to do with temperature as we shoot year around. I think someone was just tryin to stir the pot a bit, but we's can take it....lol.

 

KK

 

But you take off to FL while the rest of us shoot.

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But you take off to FL while the rest of us shoot.

 

Pitmaster, tha smart folk hed fer Flooreeda tu schute in tha wintur monthes.... :P

 

thit way thar's no winter hangover....

 

Cheyenne, whule be heddin nortf in bout 2 wekes, Coolpeppah :lol:

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