Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said, “If it starts, I'm turning Catholic!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Don't let Birdgun see this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I bet she had one of them bio-fuel cars. If it works, I'm not turning Catholic, I'm buying a car like the good sister's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Carole Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Why are you so surprised? Her boss turned water into wine!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Now THAT'S funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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