Notso Slim, SASS #67301 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 ... when the preacher does not remove the Marlboro from his lips before calling the Devil a butt-head. ... when there is a spitoon attached to the offering plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 True story: When I was a teenager, I and my cousins were at the Guymon First Baptist Church in Guymon, Oklahoma, for Sunday morning services. The church service at the time was broadcast live over a local radio station. The time of the year was during the wheat harvest and the minister of music exhorting the farmers to remember it was Sunday. Here is what the minister of music said: "Let me encourage all you farmers to get down off your concubines and go to church." Nobody laughed...the congregation was stone silent...but my cousins and I were about to burst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightnin Rick SASS #43246 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 there is boot scrapers on both sides of the door coming in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Birdgun: I've often wondered that if concubines were good enough for King David and King Solomon to have, then why is it soooooo wrong for me to have a bunch hanging around? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Birdgun: I've often wondered that if concubines were good enough for King David and King Solomon to have, then why is it soooooo wrong for me to have a bunch hanging around? ..........Widder Ask your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Slim, SASS #67301 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 ...when the statue of Jesus looks an awful lot like one of the Almund Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 .....when evening services are cancelled because Charlie Daniels is giving a concert at the local coliseum. .....when the sign reads: 'Trucks Only. Cars have to park in the rear'. .....when Jerry Lee Lewis is special guest during revival 'music night' and introduced as 'The Killer'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Wen beun warsht in tha blood iza reel gud thang, az iz covert en tha blood! Whar yu no wut "my ritegunous iz az filthy rags" meens. an u no wut wuz ment bi filthy rags. Cheyenne, wu haz bin warsht en tha blood and iz covert en tha blood, culpepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Willy Dunkum, SASS # 61027 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 ...when the choir is referred to as the OK Chorale ...when the church cantata is accompanied by banjos, mouth harps, jug, and someone plays the saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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