Matthew Duncan Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 You have saved $500. What should you do? A. Purchase that gun you've been eyeing? B. Pay the utility bill? C. Pay the alimony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persimmon Dan, SASS #42428 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Winter gettin' to ya????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden A. Grudge Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 No alimony in Washington so I am good there Problem being that while I mull over the decision and make my way to the gun shop, my wife has already used the money to pay the utility bill....... time to start saving again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Fred SASS Life 20364 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Well that can be a hard one. A. If ya buy the gun ya got something ya can use and enjoy. B. If ya don't pay the utility bill ya may have to use candles and a kerosene lamp to see at night. C. If ya don't pay the alimony ya could get "free room and board" at the local jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 This is a trick question, right? We all know the correct answer is D: Donate it to the Union Old Soldiers Home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Put $250 down on the gun Put $250 to the utilities Tell the EX ya can't squeeze blood out of a turnip. Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seldom Seen #16162 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 D. Stop at Smokey Joes. Buy a round of drinks for the house, buy s lapdance, er, better make that two as she is really hot, play table states poker, drink a lot, have a good friend lie for you for a good alibi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Diamond Doug Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Buy the gun, you can use it to hold off the other two wanting your money until you can save up some more money to pay them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Buy a ventless heater for your cabin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 You have saved $500. What should you do? A. Purchase that gun you've been eyeing? B. Pay the utility bill? C. Pay the alimony? D. Carry a deck of cards... and a couple of suckers down to Norma Jean's back parlor... and turn that $500 into $2,000. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJT Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 D. Carry a deck of cards... and a couple of suckers down to Norma Jean's back parlor... and turn that $500 into $2,000. ts And buy a better gun ;^0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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