This is Horse Country!

[Dusty Balz, SASS#46599]

A man was sitting in the Big Sky Bar in Montana and was far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."

 

Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.

 

He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.

 

Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says "She is a horse's ass too!"

 

Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.

 

He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"

 

"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."

[Whiskey Business]

Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama go into a bar. Bill tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C." Obama whispers, "What is a B and C?" "That's a bourbon and Coke," Clinton answers. Then Biden orders, "I'll have a G and T." Obama again whispers, "What's a G and T?" "A gin and tonic," Joe replies. Obama wants to seem like he's one of the guys so he tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15." Now it's the bartender's turn to ask, "What's a 15?" Obama says, "A 7 and 7."

[Apache Hawk 60642]

Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama go into a bar. Bill tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C." Obama whispers, "What is a B and C?" "That's a bourbon and Coke," Clinton answers. Then Biden orders, "I'll have a G and T." Obama again whispers, "What's a G and T?" "A gin and tonic," Joe replies. Obama wants to seem like he's one of the guys so he tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15." Now it's the bartender's turn to ask, "What's a 15?" Obama says, "A 7 and 7."

 

 

Aint heard dat one fore !

 

It's a good-ner !!!! :lol: