Why I like Wyoming, woops Montana

[Red Logan #12252]

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and

said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!"

 

"Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.

 

"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most middle

Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever.

Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much

admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."

 

So they did, and found just the place they were looking

for in Bozeman, Montana .

 

With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to

the bar. The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry

Reid and Nancy Pelosi?" "Yes we are!" said Nancy , "And what a lovely town

you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take

in some local color."

 

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and

started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

 

A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked

up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his

shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old farmer.

He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched

his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen farmers came in,

lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.

 

 

 

Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old farmers come

in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

 

"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there

running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two

assholes!"

[Willie Wheelgun]

That is an oldie, but right on track. Had they tried to get in the Oasis in Manhatten, the owner would have put them out.

[Assassin]

What's it got to do with Wyoming?