Red Logan #12252 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 An actual call to a Men's Helpline in Florida: "Hello, This is Bob how can I help you?" Yes, my name is Mike Hunter. I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls several nights a week. I have tried to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my bass boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse. And then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on before going into the house. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine-mounting bracket. Now Bob is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Replace it. That applies to both the boat and the soon to be ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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