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The Oreo song

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Little 5 year old girl next door was out front with her mom and came over while I was sitting on the tail gate of my pickup watching the dog roll in the grass. I gave her a hand up to sit with me and she opened up her purse and took out two Oreos. She handed me one and I sang "Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo? Well to do it you unscrew it very fast. Because a a kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo fist and save the choc'late cookie outside for last."

 

She laughed and dismembered the cookie like I did. Four cookies each later she had it down pretty well and ran to tell her mom about the new thing she learned. She was back in about thirty seconds and asked, "How does that go again?"

 

I walked over and sang it for her and her mom (who at 27 didn't know it, either) and we ended up wiping out a whole bag of Oreos together.

 

Don't have kid-friendly jingles anymore and with DVD and CD players everywhere kids don't even need to learn hot to read. 101 kid stories on DVD for $99.95 + S&H.

 

Damn I'm old.

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That's ok. My kids are in the living room playing basketball on a Kinect for their XBox 360. jumpin' and shootin' and dribbling.

 

When did they move from the driveway basketball hoop to the livingroom??

 

~EE Taft~

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Little girls have pretty curls

But I love Oreos

Oreo's the best because

They are the very best cookies ever was

 

Little boys have lots of toys

But I love Oreos

Oreo's the best because

They are the very best cookies ever was

 

BH

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Where dat come from? Either you're older than I am....which I doubt...or you're a bunch younger.

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Huh! I thought I remembered the fifties. Guess not. :blink:

 

Well, at least I know where the yellow went.

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Girls are nice but boy what ice-ing

comes in Oreos

Oreos...the cookie because..

they have a filling

like there never was

 

Girls are sweet

but I like to eat

Oreos

Oreos...Oreos...Oreos.

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Oh, Oh, Oh, ice cold milk

and an Oreo Cookie

They forever go together,

What a classic combination

When a dark, delicious cookie

meets an icy cold sensation

Like the one and only creamy,

crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O

 

Not nearly as old........

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Aint never heard anythin' like dat !!dry.gif

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Forty, if'n ya want to make a hit next week too, take 'er a box o' Cracker Jacks~! :rolleyes:

 

What do you want,

When you gotta eat somethin',

And it's gotta be sweet,

And it's gotta be a lot,

And you gotta have it now?

What do you want?

 

Lip-smacking'

Whip-crackin'

Paddywhackin'

Knickaknackin'

Silabawhackin'

Scalawhackin'

Crackerjackin'

Cracker Jack!

 

What do you get,

When you open the top,

And look inside,

And smack your lips,

And turn it over,

And spill it out?

What do you get?

 

Lip-smacking'

Whipcrackin'

Paddywhackin'

Olagazackin'

Infolackin'

Alliganackin'

Crackerjackin'

Cracker Jack!

 

Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize...

That's what you get in Cracker Jack! ^_^

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Man, I ain't had a box of Cracker Jacks in forever.........

 

...........Do they even still make it??

 

~EE Taft~

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Man, I ain't had a box of Cracker Jacks in forever.........

 

...........Do they even still make it??

 

~EE Taft~

Yeah they do...

 

Still yummy, but the prizes surely aren't worth writing home about. Pretty much only li'l paper doodads. -_- No more diamond rings or magnifyin' glasses or secret decoder rings!

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Yeah they do...

 

Still yummy, but the prizes surely aren't worth writing home about. Pretty much only li'l paper doodads. -_- No more diamond rings or magnifyin' glasses or secret decoder rings!

 

Well, I'm not much older that a pup,(30 goin' on 60) but I remember there bein' some neat little things in there.

 

It's like everything else, it costs too much to put more than a lick and sick tatoo in there. :huh:

 

Heck, I remember when you could pull a hotwheel car outta the Cap'n Crunch box. If they did that these days the whole box car and all would cost over ten bucks! :angry:

 

I miss the old days! (yeah, they've had those since I was born!!) :lol:

 

~EE(hungry for Cracker Jacks now)Taft~

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OH, OH, OH!

Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie,

They forever go together,

What a classic combination.

When a dark, delicious cookie

Meets and icy cold sensation

Like the one and only

Creamy, crunchy chocolate

O-R-E-O!

They forever go together,

What a classic combination.

OH, OH, OH!

Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie.

OH, OH, OH!

the one and only O-R-E-O!

 

 

 

Oreos make you feel real good inside

taste so good a can eat almost 45

Oreos are cookies coco pebble aren't

there something else there just a cereall.

 

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