Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Little 5 year old girl next door was out front with her mom and came over while I was sitting on the tail gate of my pickup watching the dog roll in the grass. I gave her a hand up to sit with me and she opened up her purse and took out two Oreos. She handed me one and I sang "Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo? Well to do it you unscrew it very fast. Because a a kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo fist and save the choc'late cookie outside for last." She laughed and dismembered the cookie like I did. Four cookies each later she had it down pretty well and ran to tell her mom about the new thing she learned. She was back in about thirty seconds and asked, "How does that go again?" I walked over and sang it for her and her mom (who at 27 didn't know it, either) and we ended up wiping out a whole bag of Oreos together. Don't have kid-friendly jingles anymore and with DVD and CD players everywhere kids don't even need to learn hot to read. 101 kid stories on DVD for $99.95 + S&H. Damn I'm old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 That's ok. My kids are in the living room playing basketball on a Kinect for their XBox 360. jumpin' and shootin' and dribbling. When did they move from the driveway basketball hoop to the livingroom?? ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Harris #154 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Little girls have pretty curls But I love Oreos Oreo's the best because They are the very best cookies ever was Little boys have lots of toys But I love Oreos Oreo's the best because They are the very best cookies ever was BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Where dat come from? Either you're older than I am....which I doubt...or you're a bunch younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Harris #154 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 It came from 1950's Oreo commercials. Honest! BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Huh! I thought I remembered the fifties. Guess not. Well, at least I know where the yellow went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Girls are nice but boy what ice-ing comes in Oreos Oreos...the cookie because.. they have a filling like there never was Girls are sweet but I like to eat Oreos Oreos...Oreos...Oreos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Irv Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Oh, Oh, Oh, ice cold milk and an Oreo Cookie They forever go together, What a classic combination When a dark, delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation Like the one and only creamy, crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O Not nearly as old........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Aint never heard anythin' like dat !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Forty, if'n ya want to make a hit next week too, take 'er a box o' Cracker Jacks~! What do you want, When you gotta eat somethin', And it's gotta be sweet, And it's gotta be a lot, And you gotta have it now? What do you want? Lip-smacking' Whip-crackin' Paddywhackin' Knickaknackin' Silabawhackin' Scalawhackin' Crackerjackin' Cracker Jack! What do you get, When you open the top, And look inside, And smack your lips, And turn it over, And spill it out? What do you get? Lip-smacking' Whipcrackin' Paddywhackin' Olagazackin' Infolackin' Alliganackin' Crackerjackin' Cracker Jack! Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize... That's what you get in Cracker Jack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Man, I ain't had a box of Cracker Jacks in forever......... ...........Do they even still make it?? ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Man, I ain't had a box of Cracker Jacks in forever......... ...........Do they even still make it?? ~EE Taft~ Yeah they do... Still yummy, but the prizes surely aren't worth writing home about. Pretty much only li'l paper doodads. No more diamond rings or magnifyin' glasses or secret decoder rings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Yeah they do... Still yummy, but the prizes surely aren't worth writing home about. Pretty much only li'l paper doodads. No more diamond rings or magnifyin' glasses or secret decoder rings! Well, I'm not much older that a pup,(30 goin' on 60) but I remember there bein' some neat little things in there. It's like everything else, it costs too much to put more than a lick and sick tatoo in there. Heck, I remember when you could pull a hotwheel car outta the Cap'n Crunch box. If they did that these days the whole box car and all would cost over ten bucks! I miss the old days! (yeah, they've had those since I was born!!) ~EE(hungry for Cracker Jacks now)Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 OH, OH, OH! Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie, They forever go together, What a classic combination. When a dark, delicious cookie Meets and icy cold sensation Like the one and only Creamy, crunchy chocolate O-R-E-O! They forever go together, What a classic combination. OH, OH, OH! Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie. OH, OH, OH! the one and only O-R-E-O! Oreos make you feel real good inside taste so good a can eat almost 45 Oreos are cookies coco pebble aren't there something else there just a cereall. to taylor swifts Love Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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