Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 your lizard's loose. Riverside animal control captured a five foot black throated monitor lizard roaming around an apartment complex, and they're looking for its owner. Go claim it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Five foot? No wonder he's jittery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Charlie, SASS # 48668L Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I've never seen a lizard with 5 feet. Is it sorta like a two headed turtle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 A five footer is a right sizeable reptile, bet it had a nasty disposition too.......Buck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Nope, said it was a bit testy when they were catching it, but was rite peaceful when they got it to the shelter. No hissing or biting and just walking around checking things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Any critter with four feet and is five feet long is not necessararily our friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 souns lika a job fer Texas Lizard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Wonder if this critter is a LOUNGE LIZARD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Naw ...he's a Lobby Lizard. At least thas whare he waz posin' fer pitchers at the Riverside County Animal Shelter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Muley Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I heard it taste like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 A friend of mine is a biologist. He was in the Philippines several years ago on a research project. He and a colleague had a monitor specimen in a sack in their hotel room for the night. When they got back from dinner the bag was empty. He said it was a hell of a fight and they just about destroyed the room getting the lizard back in the bag. Then they had to go get a lot of shots. (hypos not whiskey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 souns lika a job fer Texas Lizard! Winter Range here we come...Something to drag the gun card...I wonder if I can find enough rabbits to feed it... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 A friend of mine is a biologist. He was in the Philippines several years ago on a research project. He and a colleague had a monitor specimen in a sack in their hotel room for the night. When they got back from dinner the bag was empty. He said it was a hell of a fight and they just about destroyed the room getting the lizard back in the bag. Then they had to go get a lot of shots. (hypos not whiskey) Perhaps there is a lesson to be learned here, children. Do not keep your lizard in a bag and go to dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 your lizard's loose. Riverside animal control captured a five foot black throated monitor lizard roaming around an apartment complex, and they're looking for its owner. Go claim it. Hmm he is not responding to text messages about his pet either... He might be hiding out someplace.. I knew he kept something in that attic.. I saw part of the window was torn up and even asked him about it... This does explain a lot.. lol.. He kept asking me how many rabbits were in my neighborhood.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 souns lika a job fer Texas Lizard! I went back and took a look this guy...He's a little small...Could y'all find me three more about the same size...I think four total will pull my gun cart better...Needed for Winter Range... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Lounge Lizard? Was it wearing a bunch of gold chains and had it's shirt unbuttoned??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Lounge Lizard? Was it wearing a bunch of gold chains and had it's shirt unbuttoned??????????? I think the unbuttoned shirt belonged to some fellow that got too close. Perhaps the gold chains too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Well now : I have a plan for yhey critter : Kill it , grill it , And tan its hide for B-western gun leather ( they said it had to be fancy ) CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Is this critter named Clyde? Wallaby Jack would be the candidate to do the tanning, what with him being a Aussie and all. He could hum "TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT" all the while he was cuttin' and skinnin'. I could hold the beer while he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 BMC With your reputation , we know all he is gonna get back is an empty . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Well, yeah, but mebbe he is saving the labels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 I heard it taste like chicken. Don'y gimme that. Any more even chicken doesn't taste like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 We are talking artificial chicken here, Forty Rod. Made in China with 30% lead content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 We are talking artificial chicken here, Forty Rod. Made in China with 30% lead content. Lead? I could use some lead, it keeps me stable in the wind.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Deja, darlin', I know a bunch of folks that have lead in their......Well, let me say they would make a good sinker for my new fishing line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I worked with a few like that too, BMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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