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Finally a girls turn to open the door on a new Saloon. The horse can come in and drink as long as he promises to stop spitting in the corners and running his hoof thru the tobacco. In my saloon, I will have a steam engine operated glass washer, and a monkey fetching the kegs for you. So, while I can't vote yet cuz it is the old west and I am part indian we didn't get that right until 1968, lol... Still.... I can run a Rat house saloon.. I did the "Rat" instead of what Rat likes to chase, cuz I knew BH would shoot my thread dead.. lol..

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Finally a girls turn to open the door on a new Saloon. The horse can come in and drink as long as he promises to stop spitting in the corners and running his hoof thru the tobacco. In my saloon, I will have a steam engine operated glass washer, and a monkey fetching the kegs for you. So, while I can't vote yet cuz it is the old west and I am part indian we didn't get that right until 1968, lol... Still.... I can run a Rat house saloon.. I did the "Rat" instead of what Rat likes to chase, cuz I knew BH would shoot my thread dead.. lol..

 

 

Sounds like a fun place, are Italians allowed?:D

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"Rat House Saloon"......

 

 

Dey allow all types of folks......even injuns.....

 

 

In da "Rat House Saloon".......

 

 

Monkeys....Hosses.....steam engines......

 

 

In da "Rat Hose Saloon"......

 

 

Da bat wing doors are swingin'

 

Folks are a singin.....

 

Even "Rat Dog' gits a word in.......

 

In da "Rat House Saloon !!";)

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Sounds like a fun place, are Italians allowed?:D

Sure.. you aren't in the cowboy mob are ya???

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Miss Kitty didn't let horses in the Long Branch.

Miss kitty didn't do a lot of stuff... hence she never got to go out and hunt down the bad guys with Matt.. lol... I am not making her mistakes.. the horse comes in, I might need to ride out of Dodge really fast...

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"Rat House Saloon"......

 

 

Dey allow all types of folks......even injuns.....

 

 

In da "Rat House Saloon".......

 

 

Monkeys....Hosses.....steam engines......

 

 

In da "Rat Hose Saloon"......

 

 

Da bat wing doors are swingin'

 

Folks are a singin.....

 

Even "Rat Dog' gits a word in.......

 

In da "Rat House Saloon !!";)

 

 

Thats right... the place is open to everyone that loves guns of course... and to Rat dogs..

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Just don't let Monroe in here. That would havce disaster written all over it.

Russ , missing his old friend Town Sargeant

Monroe... there has to be a stroy here.. lol...

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Well Now

AsI got throwed out of the _ at house next door I guess I'll go in here to have a few more .

 

DV where is all the girls doing the crossdraw wiggle at ???

 

CB

 

That Chicks starts up about midnight when the guys are all drunk enough to pay to watch the crossdraw wiggle.. lol... As long as the sun is up no one toss pennys at us wigglers... but when the sun goes down, and the bottles open up.. yep.. pennies and gold dust..

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Glass washer?

 

Bottles dragging dem thru the horse trough out front ain't good enuff for ya?

 

:D

Heres the thing Grizzes... I am not drinking out of the glasses, so sure we can do that, or just take one down and pass it around.. lol..

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SHADES OF WILD WILD WEST!

BMC you can not wear your shades.... it will ruin the effect of the old west...

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Finally a girls turn to open the door on a new Saloon. The horse can come in and drink as long as he promises to stop spitting in the corners and running his hoof thru the tobacco. In my saloon, I will have a steam engine operated glass washer, and a monkey fetching the kegs for you. So, while I can't vote yet cuz it is the old west and I am part indian we didn't get that right until 1968, lol... Still.... I can run a Rat house saloon.. I did the "Rat" instead of what Rat likes to chase, cuz I knew BH would shoot my thread dead.. lol..

 

WOmen kaint vote in the Saloon? Unherd of, obserd, just out rite dumb wrong.

Heck Deja, tell me wht yer gonna vote fer, I'l vote 2wice :D

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:lol: No but I shoot Italian guns!:o Rye

 

I just love my GWII's, matched, made to fit like a glove and they hit what they aimed at

 

Winnie 94 too, the rifle that Tom Horn chose for his long rang targets.Man er Beast.

 

Drinks on Deja Darlins tab, she found all of the Gold in California.

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Thats right... the place is open to everyone that loves guns of course... and to Rat dogs..

 

 

 

:wub: Uhhhh....Yes !!!! :wub:

 

 

:wub: Guns.....ya gotta love'em !!!! :wub:

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Monroe... there has to be a stroy here.. lol...

 

 

 

 

 

Monroe, ya say ?

 

Think I know of him......and it aint good !!!!:blink:

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That Chicks starts up about midnight when the guys are all drunk enough to pay to watch the crossdraw wiggle.. lol... As long as the sun is up no one toss pennys at us wigglers... but when the sun goes down, and the bottles open up.. yep.. pennies and gold dust..

 

 

 

 

When I aint shootin' off my mouth, I shoot cross-draw too.:rolleyes:

 

Y'all want ta see my wiggle ? :blush: Hmmmm..... :mellow:

 

I aint cheap, but I can be had !!!! :wub:

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Heres the thing Grizzes... I am not drinking out of the glasses, so sure we can do that, or just take one down and pass it around.. lol..

 

 

 

 

Heck.....Just give me a bottle.....

 

On Deja's tab of course !!!!! :lol:

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BMC you can not wear your shades.... it will ruin the effect of the old west...

 

 

 

 

BMC, ifin' ya want, you can wear yur rose colored glasses !!!:lol:

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WOmen kaint vote in the Saloon? Unherd of, obserd, just out rite dumb wrong.

Heck Deja, tell me wht yer gonna vote fer, I'l vote 2wice :D

 

 

 

Can't vote yet ???:unsure:

 

Now dats a hell of a thing......Us Injuns gotta have our say too !!!!B)

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I just love my GWII's, matched, made to fit like a glove and they hit what they aimed at

 

Winnie 94 too, the rifle that Tom Horn chose for his long rang targets.Man er Beast.

 

Drinks on Deja Darlins tab, she found all of the Gold in California.

 

 

 

 

Dadburn it, Slick.....Knew she it da "Mother Lode' !!

 

But never spoke up !!!!:blink:

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