Deja Vous Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Finally a girls turn to open the door on a new Saloon. The horse can come in and drink as long as he promises to stop spitting in the corners and running his hoof thru the tobacco. In my saloon, I will have a steam engine operated glass washer, and a monkey fetching the kegs for you. So, while I can't vote yet cuz it is the old west and I am part indian we didn't get that right until 1968, lol... Still.... I can run a Rat house saloon.. I did the "Rat" instead of what Rat likes to chase, cuz I knew BH would shoot my thread dead.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 a monkey fetching the kegs for you, Hummmmm, reminds me of the, ah never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Finally a girls turn to open the door on a new Saloon. The horse can come in and drink as long as he promises to stop spitting in the corners and running his hoof thru the tobacco. In my saloon, I will have a steam engine operated glass washer, and a monkey fetching the kegs for you. So, while I can't vote yet cuz it is the old west and I am part indian we didn't get that right until 1968, lol... Still.... I can run a Rat house saloon.. I did the "Rat" instead of what Rat likes to chase, cuz I knew BH would shoot my thread dead.. lol.. Sounds like a fun place, are Italians allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Miss Kitty didn't let horses in the Long Branch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 "Rat House Saloon"...... Dey allow all types of folks......even injuns..... In da "Rat House Saloon"....... Monkeys....Hosses.....steam engines...... In da "Rat Hose Saloon"...... Da bat wing doors are swingin' Folks are a singin..... Even "Rat Dog' gits a word in....... In da "Rat House Saloon !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Well Now AsI got throwed out of the _ at house next door I guess I'll go in here to have a few more . DV where is all the girls doing the crossdraw wiggle at ??? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Glass washer? Bottles dragging dem thru the horse trough out front ain't good enuff for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 SHADES OF WILD WILD WEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Sounds like a fun place, are Italians allowed? Sure.. you aren't in the cowboy mob are ya??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Miss Kitty didn't let horses in the Long Branch. Miss kitty didn't do a lot of stuff... hence she never got to go out and hunt down the bad guys with Matt.. lol... I am not making her mistakes.. the horse comes in, I might need to ride out of Dodge really fast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 "Rat House Saloon"...... Dey allow all types of folks......even injuns..... In da "Rat House Saloon"....... Monkeys....Hosses.....steam engines...... In da "Rat Hose Saloon"...... Da bat wing doors are swingin' Folks are a singin..... Even "Rat Dog' gits a word in....... In da "Rat House Saloon !!" Thats right... the place is open to everyone that loves guns of course... and to Rat dogs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Just don't let Monroe in here. That would havce disaster written all over it. Russ , missing his old friend Town Sargeant Monroe... there has to be a stroy here.. lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Well Now AsI got throwed out of the _ at house next door I guess I'll go in here to have a few more . DV where is all the girls doing the crossdraw wiggle at ??? CB That Chicks starts up about midnight when the guys are all drunk enough to pay to watch the crossdraw wiggle.. lol... As long as the sun is up no one toss pennys at us wigglers... but when the sun goes down, and the bottles open up.. yep.. pennies and gold dust.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Glass washer? Bottles dragging dem thru the horse trough out front ain't good enuff for ya? Heres the thing Grizzes... I am not drinking out of the glasses, so sure we can do that, or just take one down and pass it around.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 SHADES OF WILD WILD WEST! BMC you can not wear your shades.... it will ruin the effect of the old west... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Finally a girls turn to open the door on a new Saloon. The horse can come in and drink as long as he promises to stop spitting in the corners and running his hoof thru the tobacco. In my saloon, I will have a steam engine operated glass washer, and a monkey fetching the kegs for you. So, while I can't vote yet cuz it is the old west and I am part indian we didn't get that right until 1968, lol... Still.... I can run a Rat house saloon.. I did the "Rat" instead of what Rat likes to chase, cuz I knew BH would shoot my thread dead.. lol.. WOmen kaint vote in the Saloon? Unherd of, obserd, just out rite dumb wrong. Heck Deja, tell me wht yer gonna vote fer, I'l vote 2wice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Sure.. you aren't in the cowboy mob are ya??? No but I shoot Italian guns! Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 No but I shoot Italian guns! Rye I just love my GWII's, matched, made to fit like a glove and they hit what they aimed at Winnie 94 too, the rifle that Tom Horn chose for his long rang targets.Man er Beast. Drinks on Deja Darlins tab, she found all of the Gold in California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Thats right... the place is open to everyone that loves guns of course... and to Rat dogs.. Uhhhh....Yes !!!! Guns.....ya gotta love'em !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Monroe... there has to be a stroy here.. lol... Monroe, ya say ? Think I know of him......and it aint good !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 That Chicks starts up about midnight when the guys are all drunk enough to pay to watch the crossdraw wiggle.. lol... As long as the sun is up no one toss pennys at us wigglers... but when the sun goes down, and the bottles open up.. yep.. pennies and gold dust.. When I aint shootin' off my mouth, I shoot cross-draw too. Y'all want ta see my wiggle ? Hmmmm..... I aint cheap, but I can be had !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Heres the thing Grizzes... I am not drinking out of the glasses, so sure we can do that, or just take one down and pass it around.. lol.. Heck.....Just give me a bottle..... On Deja's tab of course !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 BMC you can not wear your shades.... it will ruin the effect of the old west... BMC, ifin' ya want, you can wear yur rose colored glasses !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 WOmen kaint vote in the Saloon? Unherd of, obserd, just out rite dumb wrong. Heck Deja, tell me wht yer gonna vote fer, I'l vote 2wice Can't vote yet ??? Now dats a hell of a thing......Us Injuns gotta have our say too !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I just love my GWII's, matched, made to fit like a glove and they hit what they aimed at Winnie 94 too, the rifle that Tom Horn chose for his long rang targets.Man er Beast. Drinks on Deja Darlins tab, she found all of the Gold in California. Dadburn it, Slick.....Knew she it da "Mother Lode' !! But never spoke up !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Miss? May I have a chair over in the back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Deja . . . you is CRAZY . . . . . . and it is a great pleasure to know you . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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