Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? It keeps things much easier that way. I don’t have to keep track of those folks who agree or disagree with me. Only the truly enlightened people know the real answers to these earth shattering proclamations: - The 93/97 should be legal - Black Powder should be eliminated - California sucks - Gamers should be banned - All stages should be memory contests - Any non-shooting activities on the clock should be banned - No turbans allowed - Rank scoring is rank - USFA is better than Colt - The 97 is not cowboy - California sucks - Only warthog loads should be allowed - Mouse Phart loads should be banned - We need more categories - We need less categories - All targets should be big and close - The Convention should be moved - People who set up the match cheat, because they already know the stages - SKB is better than Browning - All reloaders suck except Dillon - The SASS Wire is too slow - California Sucks - We have too many rules - Only John Wayne’s version of True Grit was any good - Why was my post deleted - I hate the new forum - How do we know the TGs voted the way we told them Okie: Look, darling, the Saloonatics. The deadliest pistoleros since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate them? Wildcat: You don't even know them. Okie: Yes, but there's just something about them. Something around their eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate them. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. (Scurrying out the back door of the Saloon)
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? It keeps things much easier that way. I don’t have to keep track of those folks who agree or disagree with me. Only the truly enlightened people know the real answers to these earth shattering proclamations: - The 93/97 should be legal - Black Powder should be eliminated - California sucks - Gamers should be banned - All stages should be memory contests - Any non-shooting activities on the clock should be banned - No turbans allowed - Rank scoring is rank - USFA is better than Colt - The 97 is not cowboy - California sucks - Only warthog loads should be allowed - Mouse Phart loads should be banned - We need more categories - We need less categories - All targets should be big and close - The Convention should be moved - People who set up the match cheat, because they already know the stages - SKB is better than Browning - All reloaders suck except Dillon - The SASS Wire is too slow - California Sucks - We have too many rules - Only John Wayne’s version of True Grit was any good - Why was my post deleted - I hate the new forum - How do we know the TGs voted the way we told them Okie: Look, darling, the Saloonatics. The deadliest pistoleros since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate them? Wildcat: You don't even know them. Okie: Yes, but there's just something about them. Something around their eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate them. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. (Scurrying out the back door of the Saloon) You know you're going to h*ll for this... And I expect it was all yer caterwallin' that got it changed... Vaya con Dios
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Who Am I? I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman. Well i dew like yer signature line Okie.
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 You forgot - Kaleefornya Sucks. Oh wait, he's gone. It might be gettin better.
Matthew Duncan Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 "Have I told you lately that I hate you all? " Nope not recently...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Oh yeah!!! Well, your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries! AND - you misused the subjunctive! So THERE!
Grizzly Dave Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Looks like Okie forgot his meds again today. Grizz
Crotchety Old Grouch, SASS #51188 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Who Am I? I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. HEY WATCH IT! Your only four letters away from a allias infringment suit
Oklahomabound Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Hey Okie! Did the sun come out for the first time in 10 months today; or was it the full moon last night? ...or your just cursing the darkness in your mind.....
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Looks like Okie forgot his meds again today. Grizz Either that, or he OD'd on them.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Musta been the full moon last night, and he took his meds with the river water out of the Black River.
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Har! My wife gave me This Mug for Christmas. She knows me well.
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Good! Don't care - so Har har! GG ~
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 Come on now, I read ALL of that stuff on the Wahr, so it has GOTTA be true. Right? P.S. I'm stealing UBs mug at the first chance.
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Had a coffee cup that said "I'm not prejudice...I hate everybody". Boss wouldn't let me keep it in the office So I brought in one that said "Quota? No...but three more tickets and my wife gets a toaster".
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 #2 All shooters should shoot dat. Appoved !
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 But..WE LIKE YOU!! Oh, and Colt is better.
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 But..WE LIKE YOU!! Good, could you help me pull this knife outta my back? I think I saw Flint and OKB scurrying away right after I felt a 'pinch'.
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? It keeps things much easier that way. I don't have to keep track of those folks who agree or disagree with me. Only the truly enlightened people know the real answers to these earth shattering proclamations: - The 93/97 should be legal - Black Powder should be eliminated - California sucks - Gamers should be banned - All stages should be memory contests - Any non-shooting activities on the clock should be banned - No turbans allowed - Rank scoring is rank - USFA is better than Colt - The 97 is not cowboy - California sucks - Only warthog loads should be allowed - Mouse Phart loads should be banned - We need more categories - We need less categories - All targets should be big and close - The Convention should be moved - People who set up the match cheat, because they already know the stages - SKB is better than Browning - All reloaders suck except Dillon - The SASS Wire is too slow - California Sucks - We have too many rules - Only John Wayne's version of True Grit was any good - Why was my post deleted - I hate the new forum - How do we know the TGs voted the way we told them Okie: Look, darling, the Saloonatics. The deadliest pistoleros since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate them? Wildcat: You don't even know them. Okie: Yes, but there's just something about them. Something around their eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate them. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. (Scurrying out the back door of the Saloon) Dang new Saloon !!! CLOSE DA BACK DOOR !!! #2 Every shooter be required to shoot "Holy Black" ! APPROVED #3 and # 4....... APPROVED # 7 Should be made a target APPROVED # 10...... APPROVED # 13........ APPROVED # 16 Usein' sights a must... APPROVED # 22........ APPROVED # 24........ APPROVED # 25 and # 26........ APPROVED
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Good, could you help me pull this knife outta my back? I think I saw Flint and OKB scurrying away right after I felt a 'pinch'. SURE! Hold still now..Take another swig of that whiskey.. Hmm..Seems to be stuck, let me twist it around jest a little..
DocWard Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? I've been hated by better. And worse, come to think of it.
Oklahomabound Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 ...and to think that as Flint and I left the scene, there was all this rantin' goin' on 'bout RO classes and havin' ....... oh well, Okie just don't let up!!!!!
Swifty Morgan Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 I know... Lets have a spelling contest!
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 KAT! Captain Jack sed walf
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Yeah, and OU should made a satelite of OSU at Stillwater! Well, thats better than being UT at Norman.
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 Yeah, and OU should made a satelite of OSU at Stillwater! Well, thats better than being UT at Norman. :blink:
Deja Vous Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? It keeps things much easier that way. I don’t have to keep track of those folks who agree or disagree with me. Only the truly enlightened people know the real answers to these earth shattering proclamations: - The 93/97 should be legal - Black Powder should be eliminated - California sucks - Gamers should be banned - All stages should be memory contests - Any non-shooting activities on the clock should be banned - No turbans allowed - Rank scoring is rank - USFA is better than Colt - The 97 is not cowboy - California sucks - Only warthog loads should be allowed - Mouse Phart loads should be banned - We need more categories - We need less categories - All targets should be big and close - The Convention should be moved - People who set up the match cheat, because they already know the stages - SKB is better than Browning - All reloaders suck except Dillon - The SASS Wire is too slow - California Sucks - We have too many rules - Only John Wayne’s version of True Grit was any good - Why was my post deleted - I hate the new forum - How do we know the TGs voted the way we told them Okie: Look, darling, the Saloonatics. The deadliest pistoleros since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate them? Wildcat: You don't even know them. Okie: Yes, but there's just something about them. Something around their eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate them. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. (Scurrying out the back door of the Saloon) Okies don't care if your like me or not.. I like you.. and CA does not suck.. their gun laws suck.. their laws to give hand outs to people who have done nothing to contribute to society sucks.. But all and all I have found the people here to be wonderful, sweet, warm, accepting... and plain ole nice to me. So, maybe our gov't in CA sucks.. but the people are very nice, and the state is so pretty... Oh, and I like BP too.. lol
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? No, but I WAS starting to feel neglected. I just figgered you were still mad aobut the National Championship game.
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 No, but I WAS starting to feel neglected. I just figgered you were still mad aobut the National Championship game. Nah, OU won the Fiesta Bowl and OSU won the Alamo Bowl -- Iz a happy camper -- but I still hate ya.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Cud we have those hate rules again. I ferget sometimes.
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 California sucks???? What Washington state is paradise??? Does it stop raining there long enough to get a stage in without gettin soaked????
Colonel John Hays, SASS #29625 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Have I told you lately that I hate all of you? It keeps things much easier that way. I don’t have to keep track of those folks who agree or disagree with me. Only the truly enlightened people know the real answers to these earth shattering proclamations: - The 93/97 should be legal - Black Powder should be eliminated - California sucks - Gamers should be banned - All stages should be memory contests - Any non-shooting activities on the clock should be banned - No turbans allowed - Rank scoring is rank - USFA is better than Colt - The 97 is not cowboy - California sucks - Only warthog loads should be allowed - Mouse Phart loads should be banned - We need more categories - We need less categories - All targets should be big and close - The Convention should be moved - People who set up the match cheat, because they already know the stages - SKB is better than Browning - All reloaders suck except Dillon - The SASS Wire is too slow - California Sucks - We have too many rules - Only John Wayne’s version of True Grit was any good - Why was my post deleted - I hate the new forum - How do we know the TGs voted the way we told them Okie: Look, darling, the Saloonatics. The deadliest pistoleros since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate them? Wildcat: You don't even know them. Okie: Yes, but there's just something about them. Something around their eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate them. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. (Scurrying out the back door of the Saloon) YEAH............Well........ tell sumbody that gives a Crap
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 YEAH............Well........ tell sumbody that gives a Crap I think my wife, the gastroenterologist, can help you there...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 California sucks???? What Washington state is paradise??? Does it stop raining there long enough to get a stage in without gettin soaked???? WA doesn't even make it up to the suck level. Speaking of rain, I have to go help set up a match today, in the rain. Do you think they would believe me if I told them I broke a nail?
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