Red Logan #12252 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 A man goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?" man : "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my wife comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your wife comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until she goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. man: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my wife came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and she didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
el Gato Gordo - SASS #15162 Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Okay, Red! I surrender! I'm still laughing ~ not at the joke, but that you posted it! One of these days we are going to get together and I'll buy the first round. And it won't be "Sweet Tea." Su amigo, eGG
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 Well next time I go home to La Junta, I call ya...
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