Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I showed my wife my waning gibbous last night. She got all excited about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 If ya rilly cared...ya wood close tha door ta tha privy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Well, it were a purdy picture alrite. The moon, the privy, and all them stars. We don't get to see them stars and moon all that much, what with the clouds and drizzle. Her little heart just went pitter patter. I suggested some spooning, but she just sed, "How can you think about food at a time like this?" Well, there wuz some Chili left over in the pot and I just wanted to make sure we din't wast food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You boyz tread lightly -- BMC has just not been the same after that last reloading explosion. Or was it the methane explosion? Oh well, don't never mind. The brain does funny things when it is scrambled like an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 We havin aigs again? I wanted some pancakes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashpowder Hal Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Et's Saloon-Waffles this mornin' Topped wid whipped cream an' sauteed with Glenfidditch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamon Chute Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Hey Okie, Ya' know it would be darn cowboy of ya' ifn' you could help Badger take his medication each day. Lord knows the man needs help.... lots, and lots of help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Momma sees to it that I get me meds every day. I don't like that caster oil stuff tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Wossamatter with yer casters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 So.... what's she gonna think when she sees yer waxing yer gibbous...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Well, it were a purdy picture alrite.The moon, the privy, and all them stars. We don't get to see them stars and moon all that much, what with the clouds and drizzle. I don't want to think about you moonin' nuthin', in the privy nor any other dang place. You try that around here an' I'll have you seein' stars, alright. (Dang crazy ol' fart.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Well, it were a purdy picture alrite. The moon, the privy, and all them stars. We don't get to see them stars and moon all that much, what with the clouds and drizzle. Her little heart just went pitter patter. I suggested some spooning, but she just sed, "How can you think about food at a time like this?" Well, there wuz some Chili left over in the pot and I just wanted to make sure we din't wast food. Well you know what they say... Spooning leads to Forking and lame jokes lead to Knifings :-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 Yeah, but who is THEY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckhorn Woodie Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I showed my wife my waning gibbous last night. She got all excited about it. What time did it show up? and what time did it leave? in your neck of the woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 What time did it show up? and what time did it leave? in your neck of the woods? At Night! Morning! Behind the big fir tree in the back yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Hey Okie, Ya' know it would be darn cowboy of ya' ifn' you could help Badger take his medication each day. Lord knows the man needs help.... lots, and lots of help. Naw.... BMC is beyond carein' ifin' he gits his meds or not. He's just as looney toons as da rest of us in dis here saloon !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Yeah, but who is THEY? Dey is da ones who know all da stuff dat dey is to know so dat dey know what dey is talkin' bout..... Dats who "DEY' are !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I showed my wife my waning gibbous last night. She got all excited about it. Aint that German fer rasins? Or is it French fer grapefruit? I fergit------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Can't believe that the mention of enzyte wasn't thrown in with the waning gibbous. Somebodies slipping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Well Sam, Bobb wasn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 sorry...damn cuban ceegars got me awl riled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 sorry...damn cuban ceegars got me awl riled up. "Dey" said dat cood happen........ And, damn, "Dey" was rat !!! Good Cuban Ceegar Indeed !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Badger's sister Minnesota Rose audits his posts. I cannot wait to see what she has to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Did you fall back and almost break yer foot, Bobb? Willie, I thunk Rose might have been froze out. I tried to call her but she was not home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 no...saved by Enzyte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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