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You guys are good. Here's another'n

 

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Gum Chewer: [chewing gum] Murder... armed robbery... mayhem...

Hedley Lamarr: Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?

Gum Chewer: [stops chewing] Nuff'm.

Hedley Lamarr: "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle!

Lyle: [searches the man's mouth] Gum!

Hedley Lamarr: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.

Gum Chewer: [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many!

[Hedley shoots the gum chewer]

Jim: [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict!

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"Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast.--Michael Caine said it in Zulu

 

"I was aimin at the horse" James Coburn said it in Magnificent 7

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Ever prospected? Ever hit pay dirt? I've dug for gold, silver, lead, mercury. I've dug more holes than a whole regiment of gophers. I ain't never dug a decent day's wages yet.

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"There are two kinds of men, those with loaded guns and those that dig. Your gonna dig"

 

Also what movie is my tag line from?

Good, bad, and the ugly

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My favorite one is: "Pardon me whilst I whip this out".

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You guys are good. Here's another'n

 

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Gum Chewer: [chewing gum] Murder... armed robbery... mayhem...

Hedley Lamarr: Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?

Gum Chewer: [stops chewing] Nuff'm.

Hedley Lamarr: "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle!

Lyle: [searches the man's mouth] Gum!

Hedley Lamarr: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.

Gum Chewer: [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many!

[Hedley shoots the gum chewer]

Jim: [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict!

 

Blazing Saddles

everyone should get this one

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OK, last one was too easy. How about

"You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples. I'm gonna kill you, Charlie, cause I can't bear the thought of you SELLIN' OUT!"

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Steve Barker: I can count to potato

 

Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

 

Thomas: [to Steve] Should I wear my top up [lifts top up]

Thomas: … or down [pulls top down]

Thomas: … or up [pulls top up again]

Thomas: … or possibly… tucked in [tucks in top]

 

Billy: SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!

 

Thomas: Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

 

David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.

Winston: When the f**k did we get ice cream?

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Steve Barker: I can count to potato

 

Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

 

Thomas: [to Steve] Should I wear my top up [lifts top up]

Thomas: … or down [pulls top down]

Thomas: … or up [pulls top up again]

Thomas: … or possibly… tucked in [tucks in top]

 

Billy: SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!

 

Thomas: Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

 

David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.

Winston: When the f**k did we get ice cream?

 

I think that's from "The Ringer"

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Here's a quote for ya....

 

"There are a dozen good brood mares in that mob, I'll be back for them, and whatever else is mine"

 

?Come on now, I know some of you have seen this movie. Here's another line from the same movie....

 

"A man can be hard to find in the mountains, you're welcome at my fire anytime"

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I warned 'em. -- Ed Harris said that in Appaloosa

 

I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead. -- Danny Glover in Siverado

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You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples. I'm gonna kill you, Charlie, cause I can't bear the thought of you SELLIN' OUT!"

Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman, one of his many off-beat but great movies.

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You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples. I'm gonna kill you, Charlie, cause I can't bear the thought of you SELLIN' OUT!"

Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman, one of his many off-beat but great movies.

Correct, and one of my favorites.

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