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We're all here because we ain't all there!

 

 

But, at one time or nother, we all have been there........

 

 

Now dat we have all been there....

 

 

 

We all can come here and drink !!!! :FlagAm:

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OK y'll

Push all this mess outa the back door , it be high time to get this party started .

Bottles get a move on ,its too cold not to have some anti -freeze

 

CB

 

 

Now Chickasaw, Dat's exactly what I was thinkin' to !!!

 

 

 

Damn.....WE"RE GOOD !!!! :FlagAm:

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What in the name o' Sam Hill is a goin' on with folks abusin' me-own-selfs poor beat up tab...??? I had that thing nailed to the bar at the bottom of the pile...!!! I expect Badger had somethin' to do with this...!!! But if'n we're gonna drink, let's get it done... Wine aint gonna make it... Make mine 5 fingers in a dirty glass and put a horse hair in it... And give the Marine two of 'em with my thanks...

 

 

Vaya con Dios

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My boss is not going to be here tomorrow or Tuesday next week.

 

A round for everyone!

 

But no horse hairs in mine please

 

 

Heres another "Y" CB, drink up.

 

Would just a human hair do ya Cl Darlin'? :unsure:

Good bye, so long snow....45 degreez another cause fer a drink....motor boat is ready. :blink:

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Heres another "Y" CB, drink up.

 

Would just a human hair do ya Cl Darlin'? :unsure:

Good bye, so long snow....45 degreez another cause fer a drink....motor boat is ready. :blink:

 

ew! No!

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Bro. Slick, I need some of that hair to keep my head warm. It has been below freezing around here since the weekend. Victoria loves this cold stuff. She loves the outdoors. I think she was an outside dog before we got her from the shelter. I twisted my right knee Monday morning, so I'm walking around with a cane. I remember a line from a movie that Ben Johnson was in. " You know the worst part of getting old'? "Getting Old"!

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Apache, I'll take that vat of whiskey and raise you two more on my tab! Ifn we kan get some mor saloon girls in here, I reckon it'll be a mighty fine time!! in fact LADIES DRINKS ARE ON MY TAB ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!!!! YEEEHAWWWW!!!!

 

 

 

Now dat will work, JarHead !!! :lol:

 

 

Now, I aint gonna sing yet till ALL da ladies come in !!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

Yuma, ya know what da Army Puke said to da Marine Jarhead ?? :lol:

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HELL EVERYONE DRINKS ON MY TAB!

 

 

 

 

Oh...I like da way ya think ......!! :lol:

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My boss is not going to be here tomorrow or Tuesday next week.

 

A round for everyone!

 

But no horse hairs in mine please

 

 

Bottles, pour me 5 fingers of Bulliet, .....

 

 

 

But put a buffaler horn and a strand of rusty barbed wire in it ! :lol:

 

 

Give CL one too, just like mine is !!!! :lol:

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Heres another "Y" CB, drink up.

 

Would just a human hair do ya Cl Darlin'? :lol:

Good bye, so long snow....45 degreez another cause fer a drink....motor boat is ready. :lol:

 

 

Dat calls fer a drink !!! :lol:

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Bro. Slick, I need some of that hair to keep my head warm. It has been below freezing around here since the weekend. Victoria loves this cold stuff. She loves the outdoors. I think she was an outside dog before we got her from the shelter. I twisted my right knee Monday morning, so I'm walking around with a cane. I remember a line from a movie that Ben Johnson was in. " You know the worst part of getting old'? "Getting Old"!

 

 

I think were warmer here Bro. Tex, got up to 45 today. Busted my seat meat the other day snow blowing, slipped on the ice and down I went.

Does this call fer a drink on the house? No hair please.Tex needs it.

 

MS

Getting old

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Team penning one night.. I had a boyfriend of a friend ask me if I could hold his beer while he penned.. lol.. I said sure.. and he tossed it. and of course bottoms up it went and I smelled like a can of beer for the night.. He was crazy, funny.. lol..

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What did that old Army puke say Hawk? What he say?!

 

 

 

Da "Grunt" asks da "Jarhead"..

 

"Hey Jarhead, ya know what da differance is between Jarheads and Grunts?"

 

"Jarhead" says, I tell yur gonna tell me,

 

"Grunt" saids, Yup I am. Da differance is, WE KNOW HOW TO DUCK !!! :rolleyes:

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Team penning one night.. I had a boyfriend of a friend ask me if I could hold his beer while he penned.. lol.. I said sure.. and he tossed it. and of course bottoms up it went and I smelled like a can of beer for the night.. He was crazy, funny.. lol..

 

 

When a white man who worked on da ranch wif me wood say, "Here, hold my beer!"

 

 

I wood throw a elbow into my cousins side and in Apache I wood say,

" Watch dis fool. Dis is gonna be good !" :rolleyes:

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"Here, hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend"

 

 

 

Some how, I just can't git dat mental picture out of my brain.......... :rolleyes:

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:rolleyes: Hey Hawk, Jarhead joke is gonna get ya a black eye...I'll be laughing. ;):lol:

 

 

 

When I was a rider in da "STORM" a fight wood almost always break out !! :lol:

 

 

 

Man, dey whar good ones too !! :lol:

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Some how, I just can't git dat mental picture out of my brain.......... :rolleyes:

 

That be why I didn't say nuttin', I'm still rollin' that one 'round in my head.

 

;)

 

I'll have another drink and sit and think 'bout this a while longer.

 

 

~EE Taft~

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Do dat, EE !!

 

 

Da whiskey aint half bad....

 

 

And da drinkin' company aint half bad a'tall !! :rolleyes:

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