Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 THE TOILET SEAT This is too funny not to share!! Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor,I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 dang, bet at hert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Dats da best one I readed today !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Thanks montess.. loll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Would have been cheaper to buy one at Walmart. Made in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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