Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Dear board, my owner Deja forgot to sign out tonight so I am on the board calling and all points bulleton.. The last time I saw her she was head for the tub with her rubber ducky and grapes.. I took this chance to jump on the board and tell ya all how crazy she really is. You think you get tried of LOL try living with it.. oh, man... Happy New Year from Rat dog.. and her silly owner.. lol
Grizzly Dave Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Rats - you could use a bath your own self, just sayin. Go jump in with Deja, she won't mind as long as you don't pee in the tub. Don't eat the grapes though, I've heard they are bad for dogs.
Grizzly Dave Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Can't cha just see the rat dog with sunglasses, floppy hat and little tiny flip flops on all fours?
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Rats - you could use a bath your own self, just sayin. Go jump in with Deja, she won't mind as long as you don't pee in the tub. Don't eat the grapes though, I've heard they are bad for dogs. Hey, I might only have a brain the size of a pea... but even I know better than to get close to Deja when she goes to the tub with bubble bath, a rubber ducky and a water rifle.. lol.. Heck no... later on when she has calmed down a bit I will beg for the grapes..
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 POOL PARTY! POOL PARTY??? I think not tonight.. she seems a bit on edge like she put her shoes on the wrong feet today .. lol
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Awwww, go for it Rat Dog. Show her who is boss.
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Can't cha just see the rat dog with sunglasses, floppy hat and little tiny flip flops on all fours? Do not make fun of me.. she may dress me in parkas and a cute little velvet dress for her Daddy.. but I am not laughing about that or this.. I am telling you I am pretty sure she is gunning for someone with that squirt gun.. In fact a minute ago I peeked in and she had on ear plus and her shooting glasses..
Grizzly Dave Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 As long as she don't have her Rugers, I wouldn't worry too much. And I wasn't making fun, I think you'd look cute like that. bwhahahahahahahahaa
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Awwwww, musta been the California sunshine off the water that made her put the glasses on and the shower made too much noise. You can do it. A cannonball off the edge into the middle of the tub. We will cheer you on. Captain Jack he wonder Lab says, "Go for it, Baby!
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Awwww, go for it Rat Dog. Show her who is boss. Nope.. not me... so, there is a delete on this thinger right, so she will never no I am sounding the SOS for help? You see she promised me a pedicure tonight and I am trying to find a place to hide out or make a 911 call to keep her busy..
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Okay if no one is going to save me from the dreaded nail clippers i am jumping from the second story.. Rat Dog... last plea..
Ellie Mae Mohr Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 From Devil Dog to Rat Dog....Just bark at the bathroom door like I do and your mom will get so sick of listening to it she'll not spend as long in there. P.S. If ya figure out a way to get out of pedicures, let me know. I just suffered through mine yesterday
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 ... somebody wanna innerduce Rat to Winston...?
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Have Daja get one of them nail grinder thingies. My dad uses his Dremel tool and a sanding drum. No pain, no split nails, no blood as I pull my paw away if he gets close to the quick. I used to HATE pedacures, now I tolerate them. Buddy
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 From Devil Dog to Rat Dog....Just bark at the bathroom door like I do and your mom will get so sick of listening to it she'll not spend as long in there. P.S. If ya figure out a way to get out of pedicures, let me know. I just suffered through mine yesterday Dear Devil dog... my mommy calls me Angel Dog, so I hate to push it.. she might stop letting me sit on her lap and lap her face... I hate pedis... grrrrrrrrwwwwwlllll
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 ... somebody wanna innerduce Rat to Winston...? Winston? Ah... okay is is nice and will he take me away from ever having to have a pedicure again?
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Have Daja get one of them nail grinder thingies. My dad uses his Dremel tool and a sanding drum. No pain, no split nails, no blood as I pull my paw away if he gets close to the quick. I used to HATE pedacures, now I tolerate them. Buddy Mommy bought one for me, she uses it to give them a nice finish cuz I scratch her otherwise, but I hate that too cuz it tickles.. I used it on mom once and she said it tickled too... still it did not stop her.. bad Deja.. bad bad Deja..
JD Trampas, SASS # 55781 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 If I was Rat I would be watching her bathing, hubba hubba All for now JD Trampas
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Hi . . . I'm Blackie . . . i'v hyjaced Wolfgangs conputer whil he is fooding the livvstock. Rats . . boow, woow, woof woof, skratch, skratch ( with a tail wag ). [ SASS WIRE auto dog translatore : Hi thur . . . get hur to bring you along next Saturday to White Horse Ranch, . . . we'll have a good time ! ]
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 More posting dogs. what is SASS coming to. Not that I mind the thought of a pretty girl bathing. Does Rat have his own SASS badge? Winston Dawg sure does. Seen it. Wears it on his hat. Rat and guns? Well, only the illegal ones.. my part time job is stealing guns from crimnals and turning them into jewelry..
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 If I was Rat I would be watching her bathing, hubba hubba All for now JD Trampas JD'sss honestly... show some respect here.. I shower with my mom and she is a hot water hog too.. no way would I go near her and her water rifle and rubber ducky.. Nope, she was in a mood I tell you.. one of those where she creeps off and shoots rubber duckies.. lol. But really when she goes crazy silly like that I simply turn up the TV.... Sooner or later she will get tired of making those machine gun sounds.. Geesh.. she knows better to that is a rifle, not a machine gun.. even I know better..
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Hi . . . I'm Blackie . . . i'v hyjaced Wolfgangs conputer whil he is fooding the livvstock. Rats . . boow, woow, woof woof, skratch, skratch ( with a tail wag ). [ SASS WIRE auto dog translatore : Hi thur . . . get hur to bring you along next Saturday to White Horse Ranch, . . . we'll have a good time ! ] She doesn't know it yet, but I have made a copy of the keys to her car.. so I am as good as on my way up.. lol And I am bring the water rifle too...
Spooky Joe, SASS #24061 Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Wee Kid Felina here. Daddy bought me an orange tabby cat to play with but the evil critter took over my bed. I got even though. I grabbed Fernando's new blankie and took over his bed. That'll teach him.
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Oh, gosh... I am sooooo sorry.. but the new bed is cool.. But it sounds like you new roomie is a common cat burgler..
Deja Vous Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 If there was ever any question about my Mom Deja's crazy level I am pretty sure ya'll would be willing to sign the dotted line that she is certificable, right? I am still hiding out ..... no way is she going to make me wear that silly yellow raincoat with a hood today..
Barney 4 Paws Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Dad just left for a 'training day'. I don't know what that means.... maybe he'll bring back some treats! How come they ain't no pics of all these pups posting here? Ya'll cain't be that shy, and Rats, yer mudder is a cutie, she is really easy ta jolt with big slobbery wet licks... AND I have not seen Winston on the wire in a long time... are ya in the dog house? B4P :wacko:
Deja Vous Posted January 4, 2011 Author Posted January 4, 2011 Dad just left for a 'training day'. I don't know what that means.... maybe he'll bring back some treats! How come they ain't no pics of all these pups posting here? Ya'll cain't be that shy, and Rats, yer mudder is a cutie, she is really easy ta jolt with big slobbery wet licks... AND I have not seen Winston on the wire in a long time... are ya in the dog house? B4P :wacko: hello Barney.. I really enjoy your visits but I don't get to see you often enough. I understand you have a new sister? Mom says she has eyeliner, and I am soooo jealous. Training day? let's hope they teach him cool stuff like how to give out treats more often, how to cuddle for hours in front of a great disney movie, how to rub our bellies for hours nonstop, and how to read our minds, but only the parts we want them to read. I am as shy as my mom....so not very, huh? lol. Ah... you are giving her slobbery wet licks? You think mom is a cutie, I think her legs are too short. You know I do that too kisses, and I bite her nose just a bit too... I have stolen the mouse, so I don't have my own posting name, mom is kinda silly about that. She thinks I might tell people too much ... like the time she went to our friends house in GA and offered to test the pool water and I barked and she fell in head first.. lol.. I know all her secrets, and I bribe for treats as long as I have the mouse.. I will tell you some really cool secrets Barney so you can get treats too if ya want... xxooo Rat dogs.. I am always in the dog house, so is mom...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 I think you people who talk to and listen to dogs are just plain nuts, and my dog Peanut says he concurs. He also said to tell Winston howdy for him.
Deja Vous Posted January 5, 2011 Author Posted January 5, 2011 Well, 40rtys.. I have not meet Winston, but I have met Barney and he is as cool as a new dog bone! He is a bit bigger but not any rougher than I am.. lol. Pound for pound I would say yeah, he could take me, but I would put up a good wrestle.. Peanuts.. what a sweet name.,.,. I love Peanuts and almonds, grapes, in fact I eat anything that hits the ground including ABC gum stuck to the sidewalk for days.. lol.. I have excellent taste!!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Mommy bought one for me, she uses it to give them a nice finish cuz I scratch her otherwise, but I hate that too cuz it tickles.. I used it on mom once and she said it tickled too... still it did not stop her.. bad Deja.. bad bad Deja.. Rat Dog......... Just wonderin'........ Will den thing-a-do work on human toe nails ?
Buckhorn Woodie Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Be good to your human Rat Dog and remember: Dog's have masters.........Cat's have servants
Deja Vous Posted January 5, 2011 Author Posted January 5, 2011 From Devil Dog to Rat Dog....Just bark at the bathroom door like I do and your mom will get so sick of listening to it she'll not spend as long in there. P.S. If ya figure out a way to get out of pedicures, let me know. I just suffered through mine yesterday Ha... in my case I sleep in the bed, under ther covers with my head on the pillows, or my mom... When I TELL her I want to play, we play ... so, uh.. who is master? lol
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Ha... in my case I sleep in the bed, under ther covers with my head on the pillows, or my mom... When I TELL her I want to play, we play ... so, uh.. who is master? lol I've always appreciated a well-trained woman, Ratso.
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