Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I always knew that a couple of fingers of "Libation" before retiring would make the night a little sweeter. Just be careful of how many fingers you have. If you can't count them before retiring, you might sleep a little later than usual. Now if I could just catch that polecat that was shooting off fireworks at midnight last night, I might share them with him. I know of a special place that I could put one of the M-80's. Danged idjit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Now, Badger - you know the rule....no more than three fingers of your favorite adult libation....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . in a #4 washtub!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 more like dumb @sses...before we went out last nite, had to make shore tha dogs were secure in tha outside kennel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. P. Cobb Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Don't retire so early, Silly Rabbit, be vigilant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Charlie, SASS # 48668L Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I left the neighbor's party early and we both got to bed early. I was at w**k at 0500 this morning and never heard a thing. Came home and there was a mess of firew**ks residue all over my back yard. I slept like a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Usually the neighbors down the road start firing their guns off around midnight every New Year's Eve. I suppose they did last night, too, but I didn't hear 'em. I tried to stay up...I really did, but when 11:00 rolled around, it was just way too past my bedtime. So, I kissed Merry Sunshine goodnight, headed to the bedroom, pulled the covers up, turned over on my good ear...and didn't hear a thing! Happy New Year, Pards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 The crew here shot off a bunch of fireworks, but like PSS, I slept on my almost good ear. Never heard a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I always knew that a couple of fingers of "Libation" before retiring would make the night a little sweeter. Just be careful of how many fingers you have. If you can't count them before retiring, you might sleep a little later than usual. Now if I could just catch that polecat that was shooting off fireworks at midnight last night, I might share them with him. I know of a special place that I could put one of the M-80's. Danged idjit. BMC, a few fingers of "Libation" mixed wif some snake oil and I slept like a baby..... Least till I had to head out in da windchill of -19 to da outhouse. Man, dat seat was COLD !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 1, 2011 Author Share Posted January 1, 2011 Hope ya didn't get stuck to it. -19 degrees is not real. God didn't make things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Hope ya didn't get stuck to it. -19 degrees is not real. God didn't make things like that. -19? Yup, my butt cheeks beg to differ !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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