Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 NEW ARMY UNIT FORMED Details Of Obama Openly Gay Military Released WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military. Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S. lawmakers next Tuesday. According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include adding choreography to marching regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot tubs, and more. In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male company named the "Fighting 69th Sodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials. THEIR MOTTO IS: NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY'S BEHIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kid Sopris, Regulator, #3290 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I hope this thread gets closed, before others have to clean coffee off their screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Based at "Fort Dicks"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocDisaster # 45431 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Based at "Fort Dicks"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 sounds logical.... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Paul was a class act for sure! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Now......Aint dat somethin'.............. Don't know just what.........but it's differantly somethin' !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 First peek at the new unit...: Close Order Drill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 First peek at the new unit...: Close Order Drill Thats jest wrong ------- or is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 Based at "Fort Dicks"? Course Hear they gotts sigh posted at the main gate------- Ready? NEW "GUYS" USE BACK ENTRANCE ONLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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