Doc Neeley Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife for Christmas. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Quigley SASS #32802 Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 ........... been there, done that ................... ................................ got tha bullet hole to prove it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Been a spell Doc- Gud to see you round - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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