Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Splinters in her Crotch A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service , and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down." GOD BLESS AMERICA !
Dorado Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Wow, I've heard of tree huggers but I think she went a little far with that one...
Red Logan #12252 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Now thats what ya would call aw Woodie, no..
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Hmm.... one of the more adventurous "tree hugger" types. Most of 'em I've encountered don't even bother ~ they just spout their viewpoints from the comfort of their swank parlors or offices... any splinters they'd collect would be from sliding down a polished bannister!
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Judging from most of the liberal, anti-gun, tree-hugging, hippie environmentalists I've encountered, I wouldn't call her nether region a "recreational area." More like a "toxic waste dump."
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 I've used this one a few times.
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 May the bird of paradize take them splinters 'n make a big nest rite up her--------- Awww, never mind
el Gato Gordo - SASS #15162 Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 As an environmentalist/tree-hugger Democrat (and hunter) I want you to know how I feel about jokes like this.. KEEP'EM COMING! I LOVED IT! eGG
Buckhorn Woodie Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 Now thats what ya would call aw Woodie, no.. Now hold your horses there pard...I was not annywere nere that bush....a.a.a....I mean tree
Deja Vous Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 Splinters in her Crotch A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service , and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down." GOD BLESS AMERICA ! lol... Dustys.. you ah.. yeah.. never mind.. lol.. Just toooooo funny,.. lol
Red Logan #12252 Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 Some what a-kin to barkin aw tree rat, no..
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 23, 2010 Author Posted December 23, 2010 Judging from most of the liberal, anti-gun, tree-hugging, hippie environmentalists I've encountered, I wouldn't call her nether region a "recreational area." More like a "toxic waste dump." Slim, you're killin me Pard :lol
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 Hmm.... one of the more adventurous "tree hugger" types. Most of 'em I've encountered don't even bother ~ they just spout their viewpoints from the comfort of their swank parlors or offices... any splinters they'd collect would be from sliding down a polished bannister! .... those bannisters need to be wrapped in barbed wire ....... won't stop 'em, but might slow 'em up a bit ......
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