Pastor receives a call from the IRS.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

My Pastor recently received a call from the IRS...IRS: "Hello, is this the Church?"

 

Pastor: "It is."

 

IRS: "This is the IRS. We need to verify some tax information submitted by one of your members. Can you help us?"

 

Pastor: "I think I can, what's your question?"

 

IRS: "Do you know a Ted Hooligan?"

 

Pastor: "I do."

 

IRS: "Is he a member of your congregation?"

 

Pastor: "Yes."

 

"Did he donate $10,000?"

 

(pause)

 

Pastor: "He will."

[Wild Will Bartell]