Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I just love those folks------NOT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paniolo Cowboy SASS #75875 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I just love those folks------NOT!!!! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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