Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Momma and myself got into the rum soaked fruit cake the other night. Now it is all gone. But the good news is, Momma is out in the kitchen right now, making another. Bad news is we are out of rum. Good news is that I am going to the liquor store and get some more rum. Bad news is I will also have to pick up another bottle of whiskey for "medicinal" purposes. Good news is that the "medicine" is working. I cul live to be a hunnert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepnmud#33546 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Whiskey, good fer cuts and abrasions and other ailments. Did I mention one time I had an house cat named Whiskey, he's was layed back but had that walk that only alley cats seem to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I always keep in a good supply of whiskey in case of snake bite...I also keep a good supply of snakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Momma and myself got into the rum soaked fruit cake the other night. Now it is all gone. But the good news is, Momma is out in the kitchen right now, making another. Bad news is we are out of rum. Good news is that I am going to the liquor store and get some more rum. Bad news is I will also have to pick up another bottle of whiskey for "medicinal" purposes. Good news is that the "medicine" is working. I cul live to be a hunnert. Well, the best thing to do is buy extra Rum for more fruit cake.. lol... I mean since your at the store anyhow.. just load up the back of the truck.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Fifteen men and a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes Looking up at paradise All souls bound just contrawise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 5. More was seen through a sternlight screen Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Chartings undoubt where a woman had been Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid That dared the knife and took the blade By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! This is what ya git from livin' 5 blocks from Disneyland for 30 years. Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Yo ho ho and a bottle of rumFifteen men and a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho Dun back from the likker store are we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashpowder Hal Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Deja, U'd be surpriz'd at how much MORE a case ah likkor cost, In Washington (wid it's State-Stores), then wat et costs in Kalifournia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I fer one am prou to say, I gave it the ol college try in Vegas to drink the place dry! The owner said to come back any time??? The vintage was very good and rarely did the glass find it's way dry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Get enougn whiskey the the fruit cake gets a chance to age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 thanx Jake-- yew slay me!! I saved it,,,always wunnert wut they wuz sayin!! I live bout 4 mi away and Sis lives 2 blocks away, but that ride wuzn't thar when they hired me, only when me daughter worked. we shud lissen to Badger cuz he is a likker and elixir connoisseur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Momma and myself got into the rum soaked fruit cake the other night. Now it is all gone. But the good news is, Momma is out in the kitchen right now, making another. Bad news is we are out of rum. Good news is that I am going to the liquor store and get some more rum. Bad news is I will also have to pick up another bottle of whiskey for "medicinal" purposes. Good news is that the "medicine" is working. I cul live to be a hunnert. My advice is drink da whiskey, fer "medicinal purposes" of course...... And not eat dat fruit cake !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 You ain't had Momma's fruit cake, Mr. Hawk But I am gonna do both, eat the cake and drink the drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 You ain't had Momma's fruit cake, Mr. Hawk But I am gonna do both, eat the cake and drink the drink. Naw... But you can rek-ti-fy dat problem by sendin me some...... And da whiskey.....for God's sake....don't fergit da whishkey !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 FORGET THE WHISKEY? FAT CHANCE ON THAT! HOW IS THE SNOW SITUATION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 From the title I feared the worst....that the cats had gotten into all your fly tying material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I always keep in a good supply of whiskey in case of snake bite...I also keep a good supply of snakes A man with a plan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Badger I had a bad experience with rum and cheap champange in France a while back. BUT whiskey is GOOD all the time for various ills!! Even sunburn!! Tascosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 FORGET THE WHISKEY? FAT CHANCE ON THAT! HOW IS THE SNOW SITUATION. WHEW....Had me worryed a might !!! Well, it aint melted any ifin' dat's what cha askin'. Wonder ifin' Minnesorta Rose got dug out of da 4th floor yet ? It missed us here in da cities. But ya go 10 miles to da southeast and dey got 3" to 5" yesterday !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Well Minnesota Rose has been out and about in her little Red Tomato Can car. She siad it was a little tricky as the snow plow rules are in effect - park on one side of the street one day and the opposite side the next for the plow to get through. They did get the snow plowed down from the fourth floor so she could go shopping. Swedes are not intimidated by a little snow you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Deja, U'd be surpriz'd at how much MORE a case ah likkor cost, In Washington (wid it's State-Stores), then wat et costs in Kalifournia How much more Hals?? Are we talking like Dimes or your first born here? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Fifth of Old Crow is $13.85. I saw the same brand at the BX on the Mirramar base in Kalifornia, 1/2 gallon for about that price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Bev Mo! Good thing they ain't in the same town~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 If your mom is also a grandma - don't let her leave the house after eating all the cake...she just might get run over by a reindeer! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Well Minnesota Rose has been out and about in her little Red Tomato Can car. She siad it was a little tricky as the snow plow rules are in effect - park on one side of the street one day and the opposite side the next for the plow to get through. They did get the snow plowed down from the fourth floor so she could go shopping. Swedes are not intimidated by a little snow you know. Dem Swedes is nuts. Sit in a hot room with no clothes on and den run outside in da snow and jump inda lake. Crazy I sez. Da German side of the family would not do such a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Dem Swedes is nuts. Sit in a hot room with no clothes on and den run outside in da snow and jump inda lake. Crazy I sez. Da German side of the family would not do such a thing. Da German/Irish side of me are fightin' too much while da Apache side of me just sits back and laughs !! Yup, dem Swedess nutz all rat. Wifey goes shoppin wif her mother in a snow storm, but won't move da car in clear sunny weather !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Let's see... More rum-soaked fruitcake. More whiskey,(for medicinal purposes) Gee, Badger - where's the bad news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Let's see... More rum-soaked fruitcake. More whiskey,(for medicinal purposes) Gee, Badger - where's the bad news? Da bad news is...... Empty bottles and a hang over !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 You could balance everything out with an Irish coffee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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