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Momma and myself got into the rum soaked fruit cake the other night. Now it is all gone. But the good news is,

Momma is out in the kitchen right now, making another. Bad news is we are out of rum. Good news is that I am going to the liquor store and get some more rum. Bad news is I will also have to pick up another bottle of whiskey for "medicinal" purposes. Good news is that the "medicine" is working. I cul live to be a hunnert. :)

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Whiskey, good fer cuts and abrasions and other ailments. Did I mention one time I had an house cat named Whiskey, he's was layed back but had that walk that only alley cats seem to have. :)

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Momma and myself got into the rum soaked fruit cake the other night. Now it is all gone. But the good news is,

Momma is out in the kitchen right now, making another. Bad news is we are out of rum. Good news is that I am going to the liquor store and get some more rum. Bad news is I will also have to pick up another bottle of whiskey for "medicinal" purposes. Good news is that the "medicine" is working. I cul live to be a hunnert. :)

 

 

Well, the best thing to do is buy extra Rum for more fruit cake.. lol... I mean since your at the store anyhow.. just load up the back of the truck.. lol

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1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike

The bosun brained with a marlinspike

And cookey's throat was marked belike

It had been gripped by fingers ten;

And there they lay, all good dead men

Like break o'day in a boozing ken

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The skipper lay with his nob in gore

Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore

And the scullion he was stabbed times four

And there they lay, and the soggy skies

Dripped down in up-staring eyes

In murk sunset and foul sunrise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ten of the crew had the murder mark!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead

Or a yawing hole in a battered head

And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red

And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes

Looking up at paradise

All souls bound just contrawise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold

With a ton of plate in the middle hold

And the cabins riot of stuff untold,

And they lay there that took the plum

With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb

While we shared all by the rule of thumb,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

 

5. More was seen through a sternlight screen

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Chartings undoubt where a woman had been

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot

With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot

And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot

Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid

That dared the knife and took the blade

By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight

With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight

And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,

With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell

Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

 

This is what ya git from livin' 5 blocks from Disneyland for 30 years.

 

Big Jake

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I fer one am prou to say, I gave it the ol college try in Vegas to drink the place dry!

The owner said to come back any time??? :)

The vintage was very good and rarely did the glass find it's way dry!

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thanx Jake-- :blush: yew slay me!! I saved it,,,always wunnert wut they wuz sayin!! I live bout 4 mi away and Sis lives 2 blocks away, but that ride wuzn't thar when they hired me, only when me daughter worked.

 

we shud lissen to Badger cuz he is a likker and elixir connoisseur

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Momma and myself got into the rum soaked fruit cake the other night. Now it is all gone. But the good news is,

Momma is out in the kitchen right now, making another. Bad news is we are out of rum. Good news is that I am going to the liquor store and get some more rum. Bad news is I will also have to pick up another bottle of whiskey for "medicinal" purposes. Good news is that the "medicine" is working. I cul live to be a hunnert. :blush:

 

 

My advice is drink da whiskey, fer "medicinal purposes" of course......

 

 

 

 

And not eat dat fruit cake !!! :rolleyes:

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You ain't had Momma's fruit cake, Mr. Hawk :blush:

But I am gonna do both, eat the cake and drink the drink.

 

 

 

Naw... But you can rek-ti-fy dat problem by sendin me some...... :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

And da whiskey.....for God's sake....don't fergit da whishkey !!! :rolleyes:

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FORGET THE WHISKEY?

FAT CHANCE ON THAT!

 

HOW IS THE SNOW SITUATION.

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

WHEW....Had me worryed a might !!! :wacko:

 

 

 

Well, it aint melted any ifin' dat's what cha askin'.

 

Wonder ifin' Minnesorta Rose got dug out of da 4th floor yet ? :blush:

 

 

 

It missed us here in da cities. But ya go 10 miles to da southeast and dey got 3" to 5" yesterday !! :rolleyes:

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Well Minnesota Rose has been out and about in her little Red Tomato Can car. She siad it was a little tricky as the snow plow rules are in effect - park on one side of the street one day and the opposite side the next for the plow to get through. They did get the snow plowed down from the fourth floor so she could go shopping. Swedes are not intimidated by a little snow you know.

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Deja,

 

U'd be surpriz'd at how much MORE a case ah likkor cost,

 

In Washington (wid it's State-Stores), then wat et costs in Kalifournia :blush:

 

 

How much more Hals?? Are we talking like Dimes or your first born here? lol

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Fifth of Old Crow is $13.85. I saw the same brand at the BX on the Mirramar base in Kalifornia, 1/2 gallon for about that price.

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If your mom is also a grandma - don't let her leave the house after eating all the cake...she just might get run over by a reindeer!

 

GG ~ :wacko:

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Well Minnesota Rose has been out and about in her little Red Tomato Can car. She siad it was a little tricky as the snow plow rules are in effect - park on one side of the street one day and the opposite side the next for the plow to get through. They did get the snow plowed down from the fourth floor so she could go shopping. Swedes are not intimidated by a little snow you know.

Dem Swedes is nuts. Sit in a hot room with no clothes on and den run outside in da snow and jump inda lake.

Crazy I sez. Da German side of the family would not do such a thing.

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Dem Swedes is nuts. Sit in a hot room with no clothes on and den run outside in da snow and jump inda lake.

Crazy I sez. Da German side of the family would not do such a thing.

 

 

Da German/Irish side of me are fightin' too much while da Apache side of me just sits back and laughs !! :blush::blush:

 

 

Yup, dem Swedess nutz all rat. Wifey goes shoppin wif her mother in a snow storm, but won't move da car in clear sunny weather !!! :wacko:

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Let's see...

 

More rum-soaked fruitcake.

 

More whiskey,(for medicinal purposes)

 

Gee, Badger - where's the bad news?

 

 

Da bad news is......

 

 

Empty bottles and a hang over !!!! :wacko:

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