Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, And Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney.... North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Thanks- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 So, you have been here....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I can testify to Minnesorta and Texas !!!! And maybe N.J. too !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Some Corrections Wisconsin, "Come sniff our Dary Air" Missouri, "Where the Albino kid with the banjo thinks it's to Redneck" Illinois, "How many votes does the Democrat need? We have dead that havn't voted yet" Iowa, "The best kept secret in the Country" Indiana, "Three Crosses at every crossroads" Florida, "Everything Hawaii has at half the price" Kentucky, Home of the invention of the tooth brush (If it had been invented anyplace else it would have been called the teeth brush) Arkansas, "Howl Red Wolves Hooooowwwwweeeeelllllllll! Bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Charley, SASS Life #14739 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Funny stuff . . . . Washington, D.C. ain't no state. Well, maybe they are in a State of Confusion!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 It should be, "California- as seen on TV." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 New York could also be," The Empire - is ours because we bleed the taxpayers dry to pay for our outlandish salaries, hookers and unfunded mandates - State". Just sayin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powder River Parson, SASS# 26603 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Illinois - The Worst Government Money Can Buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 New York could also be," The Empire - is ours because we bleed the taxpayers dry to pay for our outlandish salaries, hookers and unfunded mandates - State". Just sayin'... As a former state worker, I resemble that remark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 As a former state worker, I resemble that remark! There lies a significant difference between 'Worker' and 'Politician'. Why, just the other day, I read in the local fishwrapper how not only the Assemblyman from my district, but 11 others have 'retired' at their full salary,($87,000/yr), but have chosen to keep 'serving' the People of the State...at their FULL SALARY. WOW - where can I get a part-time job like that??? He basically doubled his income. And he had the gaul to state in print that he was saving the taxpayers money by doing it this way. Sorry - had to vent. Let's get back to having fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 "Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians"....works for me after all..we are the 'upper hand' of America! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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