Red Logan #12252 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... I'm sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 OLD...But True!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 A man should have a women that... is a chef in the kitchen is a good housekeeper is intelligent to stimulate his mind is a tiger in the bedroom It is VERY important that these 4 women never know about each other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... I'm sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. Well, I was shaking my head in agreement until the very end... I think beer makes you feel like superman after few doesn't it? lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... I'm sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. Well Sir, I, fer one, am thankful fer my ex..... She taught me how to look fer a good whiskey... No shot glass required...... And drink till I pass out some whars..... And to stay out on da road doin Ca turnarounds !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gato Gordo - SASS #15162 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... I'm sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. My best friend also does what she can to keep me humble. First time at EOT we went as conventioneers. Oddly, I won a buckle for winning one of the conventioneer stages, shooting duelist against most folks shooting traditional style. Calico Cass reminds me that if my "competition" had been any good that year, they would have been shooting the MATCH, not the conventioneer stages..... Guess I'll keep her anyhow. eGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelve mile REB Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 My wife is all of those things without the beer and without being more than one person. Lucky? You bet I am. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 My wife is all of those things without the beer and without being more than one person. Lucky? You bet I am. 12 This is an example of why I love Cowboys.. they love their families, their wives, their friends, their country, their flag, and their guns... They simply are "Americans"... thru and thru.. And I bet your wife would say the very same stuff about you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 We used to have a toast we'd give at official U.S.M.C. functions; "To our wives, lovers, and girlfriends. May they never meet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I think beer makes you feel like superman after few doesn't it? lol... And after a few more beers, you think Superman is a weenie and you could take him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Of course if she has her own boat with motor and can handle a full gill net she goes a long way towards being worth a trailer full of beer. Greetings from Sarah Palin country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 We used to have a toast we'd give at official U.S.M.C. functions;"To our wives, lovers, and girlfriends. May they never meet!" Da U.S.M.C. is not da only ones to use it..... Da U.S. Army uses it alot too !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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