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Utah Bob update 12/11


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Hey folks, we want to give some thought to Miz Carol, too. Sympathies and condolences for having to take care of ol' grouchy Bob, offering of prayers, suggestions on what we might do to help, and the like.

 

To help lighten the load:

 

Carol, can we maybe take you out drinkin' an' dancin', or maybe singin' some carols, sea chanties, or old German drinking songs? Maybe even stop off to get you a tattoo? (However, if you need a Sandy Claus fill-in DO NOT....let me say that again, DO NOT....sit on Badger Mountain Charlie's lap! Do you remember yore Momma warning you when you were little about strange old men? He's one of 'em!)

 

As for me, I'd be happy to take you out Christmas shopping and helping you spend Bob's money before he gets home. We could order a whole ton of coal for his sock.

 

In case I forget, Merry Christmas to the whole Lazy Bob Ranch, and I really am hoping that "The Mad Hatter of Southwest Colorado" gets well and gets home soon.

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Prayers up for a speedy recovery from DAkota Skipper & Prairie Dawg

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Carol:

 

Thanks so much for the update. Please give Bob our best...and the best to you both during this Christmas season.

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the Saloonatics are partyin on yer tab, UB :( but it aint the same withoutcha

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Thanks for letting us know, Carol!

 

Bob, here's hoping and praying that your cat is getting better and you will soon be getting back to full steam.

 

I know how frustrating it can be so Carol and Bob give each other a big hug!

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U.B. and da Mrs. U. B., git better and git da he77 out of der, rat now!!!

 

 

 

Dis old cowpoke needs some good readin' !!! :(

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Thanks for the update Ms Carol and I respect UB's desire for privacy. Of course as you can already see this leaves the door wide open for all these folks on the wire to speculate and come up with all sorts of stories. I wish Bob a speedy recovery so he can get back and make em all pay for what they have/ or are about to say!!!!! LOL..........

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Howdy Saloonaties,

 

This is Bob's wife, Carol. He wanted me to let you all know he is resting grumpily in the friendly confines of Southwest Memorial Hospital in Cortez. The sawbones are poking him and testing his patience. They have given up testing his IQ. They had him in to have his cat scanned Thursday and checked him into the luxury suite Friday. Hopefully he'll be out by mid-week or so, but it depends on how things go. He is most irritated because he hasn't done his xmas shopping yet. He has also requested that no gory details of his condition be released due to matters of national security. Ha Ha.

 

He wishes all of his friends here a most Joyous Christmas. He may write a pome if they take the tube out of his nose. Hopes to be back in the saloon very soon.

 

Mrs. Bob ,

 

After readin this I can see why ya picked him(as the guy never makes the choice)........ya got the same sense of humor ......or else you just trained him well.

 

But seriously ,please send Bob my best and anyone that has met or conversed with Bob is prolly on the same page.

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I go out of town for a few days only to come back and find Bob malingering in the hospital! :P

 

Get outta there!

 

Get home!!

 

Get well!!

 

:lol:

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As 4T-Odd :lol: said, Bob's friends in SASS stand ready to do anything we can for him and his family.

 

Need an airdrop of an In-N-Out Burger, Fries, and Chocolate Shake? Someone to needle him, besides the nurses?

 

Get well, UB!

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Hey Bob you are retired now you don’t have to fake being sick anymore to get a day off.

Get the hell out of that hospital and get home. That honey-do list isn't getting and shorter with you jusy lying around in bed

 

HTH

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