Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I checked out rleeermey.com and found: NOW HEAR THIS!!! Get your Gunny Ringtones & Garmin & TomTom Voice Skins NOW!!! Nothing beats having the Gunny give you driving directions or screaming at you when your phone rings! You think driving is tough now, wait till you make a wrong turn with the Gunny navigating your course. There's over 50 different phrases for your Garmin GPS. There's a G-Rated version for when the family and young children are in the vehicle and there is an R-Rated version when there's no tender ears around. "Might not be a bad idea to make a U-turn Numbnuts" "You are hopelessly lost Maggot" ORDER YOUR RINGTONES NOW SWEETHEART!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I don't take criticism well when I'm driving.....I have the sense that the GPS Gunny would find himself bouncing down the turnpike if he mouthed off at me at 70 MPH... LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I love my GPS... when I forget to charge my ear bud, and there is nothing on the radio I turn it one so I can have a nice voice talkingto me in the car as I drive. lol... Just kidding.. but I do love it cuz I don't get lost now days, and even when I take a wrong turn it has patience with me, asks me to make a U turn when it is safe to do so... lol... I wonder if they will come up with ringtones for my GPS that yells at ya so I can feel at home again? lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I think it would be awesome, and a break from the British sounding female voice I always hear on Mrs. Doc's TomTom. But I also think I would be laughing every time it went off. Might be a bit dangerous. It would still almost be worth sneaking it on, though, just to see her reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 . I've got one voice that is even more grating, insulting, demeaning, and frankly terrifying: it's called The Wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I drove back from San Diego a couple years ago with both a Magellen and Garmin running at the same time. The Magellen didn't know where Orygun was on the way down so I replaced it. Had two women telling me where to go at the same time. Reminded me of married life. Oh, they didn't argue with one another, but they did not always agree on what streets I should take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Always turn down the volume on the GPS when the wife is in the truck. Can't have two females telling me how I'm screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I think it would be awesome, and a break from the British sounding female voice I always hear on Mrs. Doc's TomTom. But I also think I would be laughing every time it went off. Might be a bit dangerous. It would still almost be worth sneaking it on, though, just to see her reaction. You have to wonder how come a brit would know where I am when I don't? lol... The Magellon is a US voice... taunting.. loll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ornery Cuss Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You have to wonder how come a brit would know where I am when I don't? lol... The Magellon is a US voice... taunting.. loll We chuckle every time we are approaching the Interstate and our little Brit girl (our name for her is "Emma") tells us something like: "After two hundred yards, join the mota-way". Ornery Cuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Henry Horns SASS #19579L Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 When we were going to buy our Garmin, Hazel could not remember what the name for them was and she called it a Gerbil. The name stuck and has been "The Gerbil" ever since. In my weird mind's eye, I see a Gerbil sitting behind the screen telling me where to go. Now with Gunny Ermy's voice, that could be FUNNY! H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 We chuckle every time we are approaching the Interstate and our little Brit girl (our name for her is "Emma") tells us something like: "After two hundred yards, join the mota-way". Ornery Cuss One of my friends has one that talks like that and it is funny... But mine still says stuff funny... when it asks you to stay on the existing freeway it says something that I can't understand.... mumbles kinda.. lol... I am sure it is saying stay left but it does not sound like that.. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ornery Cuss Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 One of my friends has one that talks like that and it is funny... But mine still says stuff funny... when it asks you to stay on the existing freeway it says something that I can't understand.... mumbles kinda.. lol... I am sure it is saying stay left but it does not sound like that.. lol. We are, for some reason, partial to the English accent, which, BTW, is difficult to do in print. I guess Emma's pronunciation of motorway would be more 'mote-uh-way'. Anyhow, it's ridiculous how much entertainment we get out of listening to the thing. Especially when she is chewing us out for deviating from the planned route. You can almost hear the frustration, and condescension, in her voice when she tells us to "turn left, then turn left" to get us to U-turn to get back to 'her' route. Ornery Cuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 . Our Garmin 205W goes by the name of Bitchin' Betty or The Nagivator. ReCALCulating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I've always wondered: If a man makes a left turn and there is no woman to see him do it, is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 my wife would say he's wrong no matter what he does.... or maybe it's just me who's wrong no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I have been taught that men are incapable of making a correct decision or taking any correct action. Before marriage you got a chance once in a while. After, not a chance. My Magellan lady is hot. No, really. She runs hot. She keeps telling me where to go, and I never go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I wonder what you are missing Badger. You might go see some time. Take Jack so you have an alibi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 I have been in cars that had them and concluded, "That voice would drive me nuts." (As if I'm not already nuts, but I digress.) I have observed GPS units that were grossly out-dated for their geo information. (If you don't remember I worked in the realm of geospatial software, in fact, that's what my patent 7774381 pertains too, but that's another digression.) I later concluded, with no supporting evidence, that the out of date GPS units were probably "hot" (stolen) although maybe their owners were just too cheap to buy the upgrades. I recently visited San Diego and I really missed having my Navigator on board (The Germinator was a Great Navigator without being a backseat driver.) I stopped on a pulloff of I-8 to get directions (yeah, I know, true California drivers would have kept driving while using their computers but I was not in the groove yet. Just being 8 feet out of the driving lane drove the navigating software nuts, it gave me up to 4 miles of navigating to get back onto I-8. Maybe you have to understand geo software to realize how stupid all of this is/was but I thought it was hilarious at the time even though "wake up Numbnuts, you are hopelessly lost" might have been a reasonable response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palindrome, SASS #54445 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You don't know the sound of condescension until you've heard "Samantha" say "REEEE---CALCULATING." She has taught me that two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I like to have an idea of where I'm going from a map, and then use my Garmin Nuvi 1350 that we named Magel. Magel doesn't always take us the most sensible route... so I take off my own way and hear reeecalculating alot. Still nice to have when you are in unfamiliar territory, especially at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Henry Horns SASS #19579L Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I like to have an idea of where I'm going from a map, and then use my Garmin Nuvi 1350 that we named Magel. Magel doesn't always take us the most sensible route... so I take off my own way and hear reeecalculating alot. Still nice to have when you are in unfamiliar territory, especially at night. I'd love to have Magel's voice on the Garmin. That would be REALLY Cool.... just like Star Trek. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Yes it would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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