Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 THE LOVE OF A PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the Bar of a Gun club. A cell phone on a Bar Top rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen: MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's a little pricey at $2,000 but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?" MAN: "Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much is the car?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "A Lexus for $90,000? OK, but for that price I want it with every possible option." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal." WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the Bar are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Just one of the many reasons I refuse to have a cell phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeenriver SASS #38681 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 So your the SOB that was talking to my wife on my phone!!!!!!! Well, I just got one thing to say to you!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! She got the house for $900,000, and I just resold it for $2,500,000.!!! An animal activest throwed red paint on the leather coat, and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $3,500 on it last week. The Lexus was stolen and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $106,055 and we are headed to Southwest Texas for retirement now. Oh, and I sent $20.00 to the club bar to buy you a drink. Greeenriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 So your the SOB that was talking to my wife on my phone!!!!!!! Well, I just got one thing to say to you!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! She got the house for $900,000, and I just resold it for $2,500,000.!!! An animal activest throwed red paint on the leather coat, and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $3,500 on it last week. The Lexus was stolen and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $106,055 and we are headed to Southwest Texas for retirement now. Oh, and I sent $20.00 to the club bar to buy you a drink. Greeenriver Anytime For A Pard!!Enjoy And Thanks For The Drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Just one of the many reasons I refuse to have a cell phone! Now...I'll drink to dat !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 THE LOVE OF A PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the Bar of a Gun club. A cell phone on a Bar Top rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen: MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's a little pricey at $2,000 but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?" MAN: "Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much is the car?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "A Lexus for $90,000? OK, but for that price I want it with every possible option." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal." WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the Bar are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Hey.. Now that is just funny... loll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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