Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 THE LOVE OF A PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the Bar of a Gun club. A cell phone on a Bar Top rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen: MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's a little pricey at $2,000 but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?" MAN: "Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much is the car?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "A Lexus for $90,000? OK, but for that price I want it with every possible option." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal." WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the Bar are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 Just one of the many reasons I refuse to have a cell phone!
Greeenriver SASS #38681 Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 So your the SOB that was talking to my wife on my phone!!!!!!! Well, I just got one thing to say to you!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! She got the house for $900,000, and I just resold it for $2,500,000.!!! An animal activest throwed red paint on the leather coat, and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $3,500 on it last week. The Lexus was stolen and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $106,055 and we are headed to Southwest Texas for retirement now. Oh, and I sent $20.00 to the club bar to buy you a drink. Greeenriver
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Posted December 5, 2010 So your the SOB that was talking to my wife on my phone!!!!!!! Well, I just got one thing to say to you!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! She got the house for $900,000, and I just resold it for $2,500,000.!!! An animal activest throwed red paint on the leather coat, and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $3,500 on it last week. The Lexus was stolen and the insurence paid off replacement cost of $106,055 and we are headed to Southwest Texas for retirement now. Oh, and I sent $20.00 to the club bar to buy you a drink. Greeenriver Anytime For A Pard!!Enjoy And Thanks For The Drink!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 Just one of the many reasons I refuse to have a cell phone! Now...I'll drink to dat !!!!
Deja Vous Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 THE LOVE OF A PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the Bar of a Gun club. A cell phone on a Bar Top rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen: MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's a little pricey at $2,000 but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?" MAN: "Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much is the car?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "A Lexus for $90,000? OK, but for that price I want it with every possible option." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal." WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the Bar are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Hey.. Now that is just funny... loll
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