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Brock

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  1. OMG, it was soooo many years ago that I took his classes. He has always given that advice. Use what the police use if you can.
  2. What has more lives than a cat? A frog, they croak every day.
  3. Legally nonalcoholic.
  4. The executives from Kentucky Fried Chicken request and are granted an audience with the pope. They say that their request is really unorthodox but please, hear them out. His holiness agrees. The CEO says "we would like to offer the church $100 million for a 'small' change." "What is it ?" "We would like to change the Lord's prayer to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.' What do you think?" "What do I think?!" askes the pope, "It's upsurd! Ludacris" Absoloutly out of the question!" "We thought there might be some pushback, so we'll up our offer to $250 million." "Outrageous!" shouts the pope, "Can you imagine the world's Catholics saying that on Sunday?! This is truely insulting!" "OK, final offer - we will give the church one billion US dollars, just for a single word change. Before you say no, think of all the good works you can do with a billion! Think of the children all over t he world you could help!" The pope takes a deep breath. "Maybe I'm being too hasty. I'll tell you what, before I make a decision, let me run this by the College of Cardinals for their opinion." The KFC team thank him. The pope makes his way to the cardinals: "Gentlemen, I have some good news and bad news. First the bad news: we just lost the Wonderbread account."
  5. so there was different review where the customer said the rings didn't fit her glass pie plate because of the handles. DUHHH, cut slots.
  6. i posted my solution on Amazon in a review
  7. What does a laughing motorcyclist ride? A Yamahahaha.
  8. In ‘78 my family was at San Diego Zoo, the Children’s Zoo. Emcee of a reptile show asked for a volunteer. My 6yr old volunteered and emcee put a rosy boa (5 or 6’) on her shoulders and explained how boa constrictors kill their prey. I remember daughter’s facial expressions.
  9. I made a pie. The rings that I used to protect the edges left me with a problem, my oven mitts touched the crust and broke it. I figured that I needed wings on the rings. Scissors solved the ‘blem. Will have to try the modified ring soon.
  10. I knew wh n-m was, just my wrist doedn't know what 20 of em is. 😁 thats what I did though turn till tight nd then a little more
  11. I used to. I just read this.... Precision Matters: GM vehicles from 2011–2026 require oil filters to be torqued to 20 N·m, not just hand-tightened. Incorrect installation can cause persistent leaks. I don't know what 20 N-m is, I'd need a torque wench.
  12. I like the Nuremburg policy. Firing squad lets him die like a soldier. Hanging is for scumbags.
  13. It was blocking access to the sausage, didn’t want to tip it over by accident.
  14. With quite a bit of 20th century modernization. anybody have an urge to add a machine or two?
  15. I prefer hearts. Played many many foursome games in the service, never spades
  16. What could the navy do with a surface drone? gun platform for sure. remote control sonobuoy. kamikaze RC torpedo, search and rescue. swarms can overwhelm defenses. lie in wait just collecting data.
  17. they must not be Slavs.
  18. I did once or twice. I don’t care what happened to it. Usually it’s the younger supervised kids who came early. After that the greedy teens probably cleaned it out. At least they left the bowl.
  19. Once in a while a remake discovers an actor
  20. Coincidence
  21. Only in summer, July 14.
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