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Posts posted by Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172
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A fellow is going through his mail and discovers a envelope marked SECOND NOTICE from the IRS.
He rips it open and in some very strong language he is reminded of his over due taxes.
He rushes out the door and down to the IRS office. Seated in the IRS officer's office, he weakly explained
that he was sorry, but he must have misplaced the first notice and he paid his taxes in full.
The IRS guy accepts his payment, and smiling says, We don't send out first notices, we find second
notices are much more effective.
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A farmer had a flock of chickens but only one rooster. The rooster met a coyote, so the farmer need a replacement.
He approached his neighbor and after a short negotation he purchased a rooster. His neighbor bragged on the rooster prowress and demanded a stiff price for the bird.
So the farmer takes the rooster home. Before he released the rooster to do his job, he gave him a pep talk, telling him that there were a lot of hens and to pace himself.
He released the rooster, and he heads for the hens. Services them all. He then turned his attention to a flock of ducks down at the pond, and took care of business there. He then spotted a gaggle of geese and yep, them too.
The farmer watch all this from his front porch, and watched as the rooster staggered back toward the house, and then keeled over.
Before he could reach the rooster's body a flock of vultures started to circle overhead. As he reached the rooster, the bird whispered, DON'T MOVE THEY FORMING UP!
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4 minutes ago, Charlie T Waite said:
But, there are no safe answers to that question.
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39 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
To take an arrow from Nancy's quiver, I still have options.
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On 6/26/2019 at 11:53 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
Now that richt there is funny.
ED: 9/25/2020
Everytime I see this, I still laugh out loud.
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That is a pearl!
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14 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
A SQUIOW!
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2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Looks good but you left out the hole in the seat.
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40 minutes ago, Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 said:
You left out the part about those votes being rejected, so where's the fraud? Once the ballot gets into the system there is zero difference between the absentee ballots you love and the other mail ballots you hate. Why didn't you stop at #1 and fix that problem first, instead of glossing over that and concentrating on problems that aren't real? This is being done for the exact same reason as closing polling places to make in person voting harder.
That didn't seem to work out so well about 12 years ago here in Washington State. Ask Dino Rossi about it.
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7 hours ago, Major Crimes said:
Sorry was busy fighting off crocs, sharks, kangaroo eating snakes and giant spiders.
Mad Max? We wish it was only that bad
I'm sending help. I will call Marvel Comic Books and have them send over some of our heroes.
How about that????
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5 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Yeah, but that was in the land of OZ. You guys down there OK?
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3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
HEY!!!! .............. I resemble that remark ! .........
I wondered how long it would take for you to react, Pard.
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10 hours ago, Cat Brules said:
Don’t tell them. I’m here giggling right now.I heard a movie line that went something like this (which may be appropriate here).
“They say you could see their line of retreat from the bones of their dead.”
I have been wrong before, however I find it unlikely that even those morons would be foolish enough to attempt invading suburban or rural areas. I imagine they would have to be taken out in dump trucks. However, it’s always the followers and never the leaders.Cat Brules
Didn't the Brits play that game somwheres circa 1775?
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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So much for RAPID FIRE.