A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured Lifesaver.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver, and yelled
"Oh My God! Spit them out everyone.
They're arseholes!"