Buckshot Bear

Australia has been beaten -

Its not a term that I'm familiar with, but I don't have all that much to do with virgins.

Or if she's urinating the bottom one either.

I like our version better Parking tickets here are given out by what we call 'Brown Bombers'.

Hot chip sanga

Shopping at Surfers Paradise in 1968, when the Meter Maids popped coins in the parking meter, whilst the tourist grabbed at meal at Kimdo, prior to picking up the coconut oil and sunburn lotion from the chemist, before hitting those famous Surfers Paradise beaches.

The giant Gippsland earthworm, Megascolides australis, is one of Australia's 1,000 native earthworm species.

And just for a bit of fun...."Gettin' a bit of crumpet" is some old Aussie slang that you do hear in the pub. “A bit of crumpet” is an English term for trying to pick up a partner on a night out. Its a reference to someone who is sexually active and may have derived from the Cockney rhyming slang “strumpet”.

We need to throw pikelets into the mix as well

No no you're not talking about Crumpets.....its not possible to split a crumpet.

I'm feeling sorry for my U.S pards.....you've just gotta' I mean GOTTA' get yourselves some crumpets!!!!!!! https://delishably.com/food-industry/American-Tries-Crumpets-For-The-First-Time-A-Review

LOL we're Aussies....we shorten everything we ain't going to bother saying "English Muffin" when "Muffin" suffices when we're asking "Do you want a crumpet or muffin for breakfast"? So.....crumpet's ain't a thing in the U.S?

No no no......you can't confuse a crumpet with a muffin!!!!

That's sounds like an absolute dream and thank you kindly.

LOL that had me giggling

Your never too old to enjoy soft boiled eggs and soldiers for brekkie

And in the future.......its 8.55am Monday morning 24th June here now

This is pretty Summer typical -