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Buckshot Bear

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  1. That's what I supposedly bought? and posted the pics above.
  2. Not sure if I'm gonna' keep it on yet, its a helluva' lot easier for my wife to load the '73 with it on, but it has the tendency (or its how my wife is loading) that when its past say 6 - 7 in the mag tube that rounds can come back out as my wife loads because it doesn't have that '73 'lip' that makes the '73 harder to load for her.
  3. It was sold to me as a Shotgun Boogie '66 loading gate.
  4. Do you get re-imbursed or is that money lost?
  5. Bought a '66 loading gate, read numerous times that they need bolstering with liquid weld, but whereabouts?
  6. People in California will be mandated to wear these soon, flatulence pads.
  7. It's a pain being an Aussie sometimes. I got a new boomerang the other day, one problem though. I can't throw my old one away.
  8. Still like the show......but they're all pretty much a bunch of scumbags.
  9. Pull my underwear over my head (atomic wedgie) and grab a Rolex or two (and a diamond ring for my wife)
  10. An Australian on safari... An Aussie is tramping through a jungle with his hunting gear. He comes into a clearing and finds a stunningly beautiful naked women sprawled out across a bed of leaves. "My god," he says. "Are you game?" She smiles invitingly, "Yes I am." So he shoots her.
  11. If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?
  12. A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Kiwi says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Aussie, after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
  13. US June https://statisticstimes.com/economy/countries-by-petrol-prices-and-gdp-per-capita.php Here's November https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/
  14. Cheap in Russia.....not so cheap for my NZ cousins.
  15. A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 120 km. per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT THE #*** UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" To which she replies.... "Only when he's been drinking......"
  16. Well.....it is a hot place! "Mexicans, New Zealanders and Romanians ranked lowest in terms of how frequently they got drunk, according to the report". Well not to sure about that.....I've known a lot of New Zealanders and they were all pissheads!
  17. So sorry to read this, all the very best thoughts and wishes to your wife and yourself.
  18. A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered, "Yeah, heaps mate, I was a salesman back in Oz." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Here in Harrods, our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£108,637.64", the Aussie replied. The manager choked and exclaimed "£108,637.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so took him down to Harrods car sales and I sold him a Cayenne "The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4wheeldrive?" "No, no, no...he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said..."Well, since your weekend's not gonna' be much, you might as well go fishing.
  19. There once was a bloke who had worked hard all his life, never went to the pub and had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his cash. Just before he died, he said to his wife,"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque....
  20. Bruce took his missus to a restaurant. The waiter took his order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." The waiter said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself."
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