Aussies love horse racing. Here is a list of Aussie one-liners jokes about Australians and their immense love for this adventure sport.
62. Where did they take the sick horse? They took him to the horse-pital.
63. What is a horse racer's favorite television show? 'Neigh-bors'.
64. What is a common ailment among racing horses? Hay fever.
65. What happened to the pony who went to see the doctor? He was feeling a little hoarse.
66. Why did they say that racing horses have a negative attitude? They keep saying, neigh.
67. Have you heard about the horse racer who went on a horseback world tour? They call him a globe trotter.
68. What happened to the new horse riding club? The business kept falling.
69. Where did the newlywed horse racing couple stay? In the bridle suite.
70. Why was the horse racer standing behind the horse? Maybe he just wanted a kick out of it.