Buckshot Bear

1. Why did the H.R. hire the Australian animal for the job? He was koala-fied for the post. 2. Why do kangaroo mothers hate the rainy season? Because their joeys are stuck playing inside. 3. What will you call a lethargic joey? A pouch potato. 4. What did the Australian guy say to the koala? I understand your situation, but you need to bear your pain. 5. What would you call an unidentified object which landed in Australia? Australien. 6. What did the Australian guy reply when a tourist asked if he could see kangaroos on the roads? He replied, "Well, it depends on your eyesight, mate." 7. Where do kangaroos go when they are sick? To the hop-spittle. 8. Heard about the animal press conference which took place in Melbourne? It was about gender e'koala'ty. 9. What did the kangaroo say when she saw a newbie at the party? I have not met her'bivore. 10. What did the Aussie said to his friend who was joking about koala bears? Please stop; I can bear'ly handle any of the puns. 11. What's a nerdy koala bear's favorite element? Bear-ium. 12. Why was the koala bear feeling shy? She was feeling em'bear'rassed. 13. Where do Australian animals go for vacation? Koala Lumpur.

A blue cattle dog is better than a pig (Australia Cattle Dog AKA Blue Heeler and 'Blue Heeler is a term used to a call Aussie Cops)

For @Brazos John https://www.google.com/search?q=john+deere+australia&sxsrf=ALiCzsZFace9OX-mmJrgLxYW-weNiH8Kdw:1657756701764&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBqNT6iPf4AhU0RXwKHeGoBJIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=947&dpr=1

Nothing to worry about folks, just a carpet python hanging off the house guttering killing a Currawong.

And they can sit there feeding beside the road just waiting for you to drive past!

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