Buckshot Bear

Golly she was beautiful wasn't she!

Every boy in my schools fantasy girl

LOL cause I start at the end !

We still have our old cement washing tubs.

Fairy bread – Fairy bread is sliced white bread spread with butter or margarine and covered with "Hundreds and Thousands", often served at children's parties in Australia and New Zealand. It is typically cut into triangles. History Although people had been putting hundred and thousands (or nonpareils) on bread and butter for some time, the first known reference to this dish as Fairy Bread was in the Hobart Mercury in April 1929. Referring to a party for child inmates of the Consumptive Sanitorium, the article proclaimed that "The children will start their party with fairy bread and butter and 100s and 1,000s, and cakes, tarts, and home-made cakes..." The origin of the term is not known, but it may come from the poem 'Fairy Bread' in Robert Louis Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses published in 1885, and had been used for a number of different food items before the current usage. In November 2021, a Google Doodle was created to celebrate fairy bread.

My Grandmother had a copper in the laundry.

Aussie Bush Turkey

A woman tells her husband she wants a breast enlargement. The husband walks out of the room, returning shortly later with a roll of toilet paper and hands it to her. When she asked him what she was supposed to do with it, he told her to rub a couple of sheets between her boobs every day. The bemused wife asked what that would do. The husband, replied, "Who knows, it worked on your arse"