Buckshot Bear
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23 minutes ago, Alpo said:
I just now saw that damn red bottle.
His orange and yellow shirt that bottle just kind of faded in. I did not notice it atall atall atall.
I did wonder about the "sauce" reference. I forgot that y'all call ketchup "tomato sauce". I was thinking barbecue sauce, tartar sauce, soy sauce??
Tomato sauce. Pfuey.
How the hell did you did you fella's come up with 'ketchup'!!!!
Ya' a weird bunch, you know that don't you
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BUT ,the good part is eating their lollies that someone else has paid for!!
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1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:
I'm going with electrician and the bottle is Penetrox or Noalox for aluminum wire. So there!
Plumber eatin' a pie and it's his sauce bottle
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1 minute ago, Alpo said:
Looks more Carpenter to me.
That blue thing behind his left shoulder appears to be a circular saw. Then in the case at the other end of the picnic table appears to be a nail gun and a cordless drill.
I was unaware that plumbers used any of the three.
Plumbers work on job sites.
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The Big Tyre
Yamba, South Australia
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16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
I usually try to wash my hands first .....
I'd say he's a plumber and just finished unblocking a septic.
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What’s the secret ingredient in Nutella?
I’m nutellin’ you…..
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My meal tonight was pretty dry and tough. Stringy even.
They said it was a dinner jacket.
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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:
Take a look at Kinzler Brothers. They seem very legit. I look forward to their videos.
Yes, I think the success of the Kinzlers channel has caused the scammers/fakers to try and cash in on the niche.
The Kinzlers resto's you can always see deep pits from where they have removed the rust.
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4 minutes ago, Alpo said:
Do they routinely carry EpiPens in ambulances?
In Australia - Yes
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9 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:
I've been served some brighter green giant limas that are nasty. I think they are actually soy beans!
I've had mung beans and they are nasty and green!!
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I eat a lot of these; thought I better go read the back of the can - Says red kidney beans -
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Anyone seen those rusty gun restoration videos on YouTube? There's a ton of 'em.
Are they 💩?
The rust seems heavy, but it comes off really easy and doesn't ever seem to leave any pitting.
They garner a helluva lot of views, I'm thinking that there may have been a few legitimate resto's, but scammers have jumped on it being lucrative and now the majority are fakes.
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37 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:
I have eaten a lot of strange and exotic foods, excellent, good and not so good. I have hated beets since childhood. As child, I spent a lot of time looking at a plate with only beets remaining and then being sent to bed. Eventually my Mother stopped serving them. To this day, the only way I will knowingly eat them is in a good Ukrainian Borscht.
A whole beetroot boiled (or however they cook 'em) out of the garden on a plate, I just can't stomach them.
Canned beetroot I could eat a whole can, I have slices of canned beetroot on buttered toast for breakfast some days.
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52 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:
They make a frozen veg called succotash that typically corn,carrots,limas. They'll hide em in soup and stews. I like em canned or will tolerate frozen,but they usually seem dry to me! They don't really have a heavy flavor, probably why I like them. Use a bunch of butter on em too.
Seems we call 'em butter beans down here and I think I've never eaten them (that I know of).
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1 hour ago, Alpo said:
The only food that I have ever found that has lima beans in it where they are actually edible is Brunswick stew.
Everything else that's got limas (God I wish this damn program would stop putting apostrophes in all the plurals) is nasty. Right up there with boiled okra and rutabagas. Just - hell no I ain't going to eat that crap.
Two more unknowns to me (the second one to an Aussie is a crackup !!!_)
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1 hour ago, Alpo said:
Nope.
It's a simple word. I don't understand why people have such problems.
It is a contraction - y'all got contractions down there in Oz, right? Where you take two or more words and cram them together to make a new word. If you just shove them together it becomes a compound word - CAN and NOT becomes the compound word CANNOT.
But if you take one or more of the letters away, and replace it or them with an apostrophe, it becomes a contraction.
Like G'DAY. You took the words GOOD and DAY, crammed them together, removed both Os and the first D and replaced them with an apostrophe, making the contraction G'DAY.
You take the words YOU and ALL, shove them together, remove the O and the U and replace them with an apostrophe. Y'all.
And people insist on spelling it ya'll. It boggles the mind.
I just hope its gender neutral 😁
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I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches.
It doesn’t. It’s noisy and poops all over the floor.
And this is why you shouldn't hire poultry for kitchen work, they always run a-fowl!
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38 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:
As picky as I am, I actually like beets!! I like lima beans too! 😉
Not sure if I have ever partaken in consuming a lima bean.......what type of food do they hide them in?
The Aussie Humour Thread
in SASS Wire Saloon
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There is a 0.5 second window between perfectly dunked,and sludge in the bottom of your cuppa!