Sloe Moe

85 bucks?!? Shoot, I'll take it. PM incoming...

I'll take one of them 20 inchers, e-mail incoming...

If it comes out edible, you're doing it right.

Uncle Fester

Good. I'm just pleased that I had the foresight to pick an alias that would fit on a licence plate...

Does my new licence plate make my rear end look big?

Is "pew pew pew" still protected speech? Or is it more akin to yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater?

Feel your pulse, either wrist or neck, while watching a sweep-second hand on a clock, count your pulse rate and check for regularity. If irregularly irregular, your Doc needs to know. Heart palpitations (fluttering) can be caused by a whole lot of harmless things (coffee is one). Relax, keep an eye on it.

Was one of them nuts a salted?

The shorts? yes. But you need to coordinate the espadrilles and purse in a matching pattern, and the hat should be in a contrasting color, perhaps with an ostrich plume.

I got a '52 MGTD (did someone say Lucas? I heard of him) at 16, it was kinda ratty but ran. I fixed it up a bit, still have it. Still working on it...

I figger I must be the luckiest son of a gun in the world. I ordered me 4 of them Loadin Blocks from Missouri Marshall, he writes back to tell me that I will be the lucky owner of Loadin Block #3000! And what's more, that Loadin Block #3000 will be free to me if he gets to sign it "LB3000". Well, sure, I says back to him. Trying to figger out which is better...free or a signed #3000. But wait, there's more. A few days later he writes to inform me of a terrible mistake. He fesses up to dying my Loadin Blocks brown instead of the saddle tan I had requested, and that he would have to make me another set. Hmmm...I says to myself, you think that he's just gonna toss those differently colored Loadin Blocks in the trash heap? So I lightning quick writes back to him saying "Whoa there, big fella" , how 'bout you just send me those "mistakes" of yours and don't go throwing away perfectly good leather just 'cause I ordered the wrong color? I mean, maybe brown really is my color. I'm new here and he probly knows better anyhow. I should just keep my mouth shut, take what I get and be grateful for it. But no, he sends me 3 of the brown, 'cause there can be only one #3000, but one of them is free 'cause it was his mistake. And fulfills my original order of 4 in saddle tan with the very special #3000 (which, as you recall, was free). So, the upshot is, I got me 7 new Loadin Blocks, all personalized with my alias and my totem, for the price of 5, I got me a good story and I could not be more pleased with the quality and function of them Loadin Blocks. I sure know who I'm going to when I change calibers.

Pup tent

Can I still shoot .357 out of it?

Beer goggles