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  1. 42 minutes ago, Max Payne said:

    Purly, I hope to give you a run for it. But, I haven't been able to practice. And, my foot hurts. My rifle's been acting up. I think I may have a cold coming on. And, I'm distracted because I think one of my pets may be sick. There's some other stuff going on too that could hurt my time, but I'll have to check my checklist to remember what they are.

    Don't know about you but it's an hour and 45 minutes to the range for me. That gives me plenty time to get my excuses in order. I can think up some pretty good ones. Widder and Purly aint no slouch either. They'll run a 14 second stage and I'll ask what took em so long. They wont skip a beat and tell me that dang rabbit wouldn't get out of their way.

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  2. On 8/19/2019 at 9:40 AM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:


    Here are the models that Slater will have available.

    At this time, he will take orders and have them available

    'at the state match' with the 'State Match special pricing.

    His #:  865 / 591-5129


    6 classic models   (round barrel)

    1  classic youth   (round barrel)

    2 golden boy   (1 already sold this weekend)

    1 gold boy youth  (already sold this weekend)

    1 Frontier model   (octagon barrel)


    If you are wanting something set up and delivered to the match, call him.


    Thanks for asking.








    Thanks Widder. I got hers reserved. Now me and Rowdy Riley dont have to fight over mine.

  3. 10 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:



    It'll be fun watching to see who opens up a can and who trips and falls in it.


    Whatever happens in the match, the ice cream will make it better.



    Randy, you want to bet yer ice cream on who atleast ONE feller is that's gonna trip and fall in it?

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  4. On 8/19/2019 at 7:42 PM, Calamity Kris said:

    For our esteemed Saloonatics.  I have somewhat of an HR problem. 


    I just started in a new department.  I sit next to one of the most obnoxious people in the building.  EACH DAY he spends 6 or 7 hours on personal business, personal phone calls, surfing the web etc.  All at a very loud volume.  His manager is in a different state so I believe the manager has no idea this is going on.


    I understand he will be leaving our location at the end of September to work in another state. 


    My question is, do I drop a dime on this guy, or do my best to ignore him until he leaves?


    IF I do drop a dime on him, he is charging his time to a government contract, therefore it's a serious offense.  He could easily lose his job over it.

    If he does lose his job, it will really effect his family as his wife is a stay at home mother of four.


    What say ye?

    I'd have maintenance come move that mirror next to your desk.




    :ph34r:I couldn't help it.

  5. What are you trying to do to me? And I see it right before I go to bed?! This is awful news. 

    And I don't know where you got that picture of the nanner split, but it is wrong. Everybody knows a correct nanner split has caramel on each end with pineapple in the middle.

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  6. 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:


    Capt don't bite..... he just whoops up on folks!  :lol:


    And when talking about folks being able to put a whoopin on us, lets not forget the

    Southern Gentleman, Ocoee Red.   He's been shooting mighty good lately.

    Ya know they named a river after him, didn't ya.


    I don't think anything has ever been named after me or The Purly Man.




    Southern gentleman? Ocoee Red will getcha! I told him I was gonna get on him one time, and he said, Boy, you just might want off. I've knocked down and crawled over people bigger'n you just to get into a fight. 

    Hey, I don't make this stuff up.



    @Ocoee Red #31751

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  7. 4 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:


    I don't know WHO has been spreading those rumors about others 'gunning' for you Capt.,  but

    if TN Williams is all you got to worry about, you'll be able to take care of him with one Ice Cream

    sammich tied behind your back..... :lol:



    That'd be the worst thing for Cap'n to do! I'd catch wind of that sammich and pester him to death til he give me a bite. Be like hiding a steak from a dog.

  8. 6 minutes ago, Purly SASS # 57438 said:

    With all this loud talk I'm going to have get into a tune up mode next week.

    Let me translate that for ever'body. Purly is saying that somebodies' alligator mouth might overload their tweety bird butt. 

    The way Purly's rifle smokes after he shoots it is a site to see. And he aint usin no blackpowder neither!

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  9. 40 minutes ago, Tn Tombstone said:

    Dang, first Missouri Lefty and now Hurricane Charlie, I am going back to Gunfighter and at my mature age Senior Gunfighter since Wider is wanting to run with the younguns.

    By the way that table being too tall statement was aimed at Too Tall who also beats me on a regular bases.

    Everybody likes to whoop up on me! I thought I was making up the table thing. I just cant win today. 

  10. 38 minutes ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

    That site will answer the cost of caliber change over. ;)


    Yep, itll give me the new cost.:ph34r: may be someone on here can enlighten me about changing it over. They may even have a conversion kit and help me kill 2 birds with one stone.

  11. 1 hour ago, Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 said:


    Buck, I sure hope I don't have to stop and sign any autographs on the way down there!

      Those Alabama state troopers seemed like they were all standing in line for my autograph last time I was through there.

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  12. 1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

    Whooee.  This will be interesting with all the callin out going on.  If Charlie follows through and shoots Outlaw I might just have to shoot this one Gunfighter.

    Uh oh, Widder. Let me translate that for ya since Cap'n is so soft spoken when Phantom aint around. He is saying he's gonna give you a Georgia butt whoopin in your own category! Cap'n I wouldn't put up with what Widder said if I was you. He said you'd rather have the devil come down to Georgia than have Widder come down there and give you the what for.

       It sure is a good thing yall have me to keep things civil around here.

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