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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth

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  1. So Ann and I were watching a Tyler Perry movie last night.

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    In the opening scene Danica is getting ready for work and her morning routine is to get dressed to music. On this particular morning she asked Alexa to play:

     

     


    No sooner had she asked Alexa to play the song, OUR OWN Alexa played the song. Both the TV and our Alexa were synchronized!

    We couldn't stop laughing. :D

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  2. From the last update, here is the chain of songs from page 19 through page 21.
    The key words used to match the next song title appear in RED.

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    Time for me to (Learn(ing) to) Fly (the Game(s)) without frontiers : Head (play (the) Game(s) of (Love) : crazy little thing called (Love(s) hurts Theme from a summers Place in this World gone Crazy : (broken) (mad) (top of the) World without Tears in Heaven is a place on Earth wrong side of Heaven can Wait a Minute by Minute (harder than (Hard)) habit to break (to (Say) I'm (Sorry)) you'll be mine (seems to be the hardest Word) : (Lost) for Words (without your (Love)) in the Dark(ness) on the edge of (small)Town saturday Night (Cat('s) scratch) Fever in the Cradle of Love on the Rock(s) n Roll party in the Street : Wild in the Street(s) : Wildwood Flower : where have all the Flowers Gone, Gone, (Already) Gone (a) Country boy can (I Will) Survive (always Love you) : burning (Love) Stinks (me like you (Do) you want to know a Secret agent (enter sand)Man of constant Sorrow in the wind : (Harvest)er of Sorrow Moonland the Land of make believe : (Land)slide of 1000 (Dance)s hall (Days) like These (of wine and Roses) : (Kiss) from a Rose (me deadly) (on (My) list) Sweet lord home Alabama (Song) on the radio : immigration (your) Song of the South(ern) Cross-Eyed (the wind cries) Mary, (Hello,) Mary-lou) (again) (goodbye) (I Love you) : I will always (Love) you (is a many (Splendor)ed thing) (in the Grass) : and the Grass won't pay no Mind Games People (Play)
    (that funky music) something Country Girl(s) (shake it for me) : (Girls, Girls) : west end Girls : the Girl from ipe(Nema) Me and the devil (the) Blues man) : Blue suede shoes : courtesy of the red, white and Blue

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    Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael Blakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.

    Morris proceeded to shout across the garage, "Hey Doc! Is dat you? Come on ova' here a minute."

    The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on the car.

    Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get da big bucks, when you an' me is doing basically da same work?"

    The doc then leaned over and whispered to Morris. "Try doing it with the engine running."

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  4. My main concern is how many times I look up answers to questions about crime, murder, etc. as it relates to movies I've watched on T.V. :ph34r:
    Expect the Feds to be knocking on my door anytime now. :o

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