Smoken D

Back Order

Who's money was it in the first place? The taxpayers. Who in the end will be paying for this? The taxpayers. Who gets paid for doing all this? The politicians.

Kindly and gently have the misguided individual follow you into your home after you tell him you will shoot him unless he follows you because you left the phone in the other room. As you walk backwards and he follows, two to the chest, one to the head. Go get your phone and advise the call taker that the intruder charged at you while inside the house. As you backed up attempting to avoid being attacked all the time yelling to the guy to get out, you had to defend yourself for fear for your life. Also if possible urinate on yourself backing up the story that you were so scared and in fear for your life you pissed on yourself.

Prostrate

Women

Sums it up.

Vaudeville

Captain

Mixed

Royal Childish Brats, all I have to say.

Matter

U can

White Lie

Unless you are applying for a job that requires being disabled, don't put it in the resume. It belongs in any disabled physical attributes question for the position. The resume describes your qualifications for a job, nothing to do with being disabled.

Paddlefish

Panties

McCoys

Brat

Peleg

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