Michigan Slim
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I have beat on my Stoeger both in CAS and in the woods for 15 years. I have failed IT horribly, but it has never failed ME.
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I can see R. Lee yelling "What's your malfunction, Private Lip Quiver!"
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It is! It was on the railing but a woodpecker knocked it in. They come in rather hot sometimes. I put feeders on our blinds. Keeps you busy when the deer are not there. I highly recommend safety glasses!
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I'm in my deer stand now hoping for a yote..
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Kitty got out and ran away. Yeah. That's it, ran away.
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I'm off for the week. Headed to the cabin in Michigan tomorrow with my wife for the deer opener on Wednesday. Hunting until Friday, then home for the opener here with the kids. Might try to catch a trout too. Hope I can keep this schedule up. Rough duty.
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A 57 year old nut, and a socket still fits it. A modern 10 year old lug nut and it is mangled and nothing fits it.
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I'm the opposite of this -my birthday is July 16th.......
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Mine do!
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You're the manager at Lowes that puts out the Christmas stuff in September, aintcha?
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There are areas in my yard that have very nice green grass.
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Uh, not out loud!
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And six pack Ribs.
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I just threw all my cloths in together -along with a brand new red sweatshirt. I had pink jeans and underwear for a bit, but I never did laundry again.
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Good to see you, too! Think I 'Il takes a nap!
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I had my wife read this. Told her you wrote it about her blowing up our crapper at the cabin! LOL
Thanks Linn!
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You may or may not recall a distant entry involving that big broad shouldered Irish fire chief Sean, and him laughing with his young when they discovered a copper .22 Short would just fit between the floor boards in their back room ... and when smacked with a hammer would go BLAP and make a gratifying curl of smoke ... Daisy came all bristled up like a Banty hen and demanded Sean DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BOYS, and Sean did ... he had them show him what they were doing, then he sat down on the floor with them, and father and ornery red headed Irish sons sat on the back room floor, smacking .22 Shorts stuck between the floor boards with a hammer, and laughing.
That was written from one that really happened.
I wasn't the one who did it, but I personally knew the ones who did.
The exploding outhouse was also based on an actual.
It wasn't in Firelands, Colorado, it was in a small Ohio hill country ex-coal-mining village; it wasn't blasting POWDER, but it was a fused stick, and it did enough damage the old man ended up burning it rather than trying to demolish and rebuild it -- by then he had indoor plumbing and I think he was looking for an excuse to get rid of it.
Delighted you got a tickle out of Annette's unintended incineration, and even happier you and your bride got a grin out of it!
Linn
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Beauty In The Ears Of The Beholder - Add Your Own
Michigan Slim replied to Calamity Kris's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I'm an 80's headbanger. This is my favorite. -
Beauty In The Ears Of The Beholder - Add Your Own
Michigan Slim replied to Calamity Kris's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Every time I read the thread title I see Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder. -
Liberty willingly gave the FBI the combo to a suspects safe. No hesitation. If the FBI is going into MY safe, I'm already dead.
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TP a tee pee
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I used to have a dandy! Had a boss come up and tell me that if I cut my hair, he would promote me and send me to school for free. High and tight the next day!
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OMG that went through my head!
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My son was an EMT for several years. The jokes were a coping mechanism.
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Oh, and dad wasn't allowed to pick me up over there unless Mom was with him. Lol
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Blonde, 5'9 or so. Not skinny, not heavy. A nicely rounded women. Nurse. They had an inground pool they used a lot. Wore a bikini. Made great breakfast sandwiches.
